Illuminati HQ (formerly the Labor Party of Atlasia)

[Unconditional Surrender Truman]

LABOR PARTY OF ATLASIA
THE NEW WORLD ORDER



Headquartered at New York, NY

. . .

ELDERS
Adam Griffin, Grand Master
Blair2015, Senechaux
Harry S Truman, Senechaux
Vladimir Putin, Senechaux

INITIATES
1184AZ, "The Leek"
Dan Brown, Official Historian
Hillary Clinton, Minister for the Subversion of Democracy
Never Again, Spooky Socialist

PAST GRAND MASTERS
Peter Bell
Bgwah
Hamilton
Wolfentoad
Kalwejt
3:00 AM Spammer

[Unconditional Surrender Truman]

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[LLR]

x Noted Freemason and (((Globalist Elite))) LLR of The Spooky Dominion of Colorado

[President of the great nation of 🏳️‍⚧️]

We were the Illuminati and nobody told me?

x Peebs, demonically possessed transgendered clone

[Unconditional Surrender Truman]

x Noted Freemason and (((Globalist Elite))) LLR of The Spooky Dominion of Colorado

We were the Illuminati and nobody told me?

x Peebs, demonically possessed transgendered clone

Welcome, fellow (((globalists))). Be initiated into our Satanic rites.

[This account no longer in use.]

x CXSmith

[Wells]

I express my disapproval about Labor going full Illuminati. Still signing in though.

X Mike Wells, Northern Governor

[Unconditional Surrender Truman]

NOW FOR AN EPISODE OF OUR POPULAR PROGRAM
THIS DAY IN ILLUMINATI HISTORY

In today's episode, we learn how the Illuminati rigged the Constitutional Convention. Consider section 1 of the Bill of Rights, drafted by none other than Illuminati Senechaux Harry S Truman:

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Using the secret Illuminati Cipher, we reveal that this passage is actually code for:

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Consider also Article X, section 1 of the document:

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The number "3/4" is actually a cryptic code revealing the brotherhood's true intentions. If you replace the backslash between the two digits with the multiplication sign (X, conveniently disguised as the Roman numeral 10 in the title of the article), you are left with "3 X 4," which is equal to 12. Add 12 to the section number (1), and you are left with unlucky 13, a coded message signaling that rise of the brotherhood would be an unlucky day for democracy.

This has been an episode of THIS DAY IN ILLUMINATI HISTORY. Next time, we explore the real reason Labor is so friendly with the United Kingdom: a coincidence... or something more?

[White Trash]

Don y'all think this is a little much? In the meantime,

x Representative Southern Gothic

[Terry the Fat Shark]

Is this the actual convention? If so, welcome to the Southern Region! I am glad to have you all in Baltimore as we work together to boost the economy of major Southern cities, including of course, the city of Baltimore!

[Santander]

x Santander

[Unconditional Surrender Truman]

Is this the actual convention? If so, welcome to the Southern Region! I am glad to have you all in Baltimore as we work together to boost the economy of major Southern cities, including of course, the city of Baltimore!

The brotherhood has no need for "conventions," as we normally communicate telepathically. When we do meet in person, it is in a smoke-filled, windowless room with one lightbulb suspended from the ceiling.

[Terry the Fat Shark]

Is this the actual convention? If so, welcome to the Southern Region! I am glad to have you all in Baltimore as we work together to boost the economy of major Southern cities, including of course, the city of Baltimore!

The brotherhood has no need for "conventions," as we normally communicate telepathically. When we do meet in person, it is in a smoke-filled, windowless room with one lightbulb suspended from the ceiling.

Alright I will let the convention hall know you don't need the space anymore then

[President Punxsutawney Phil]

Don y'all think this is a little much?

Also,
x TimTurner

[Unconditional Surrender Truman]

BREAKING NEWS

We can now confirm that, during his tenure as Atlasia's GM, Illuminati leader Adam Griffin hushed up an alien invasion! The proof:

NYMAN - Multiple reports are emerging from around the world - including mass-confirmed sightings in Latvia, Algeria, Japan and Atlasia itself - of unidentified flying objects and uncharacteristically odd-looking clouds in the skies over more than one dozen cities and regions.

Local news sources have released footage showing hundreds of residents amassing throughout the streets of the city, inspecting what can only be identified as a large airborne vessel of some sort. The ship is observed to be stationary in one video for more than two minutes before it appears to instantaneously disappear. A thick, horizontal plume of smoke or exhaust manifested almost instantly following this event.[/i]

While the GM's office later assured the public that these beings were actually Chinese tourists, one must wonder why the media swallowed this line so quickly. Tellingly, the aliens and their spacecraft were never seen again. Coincidence? We think not!

[This account no longer in use.]

I mean, I just came back, so I haven't been able to do anything for the Illuminati yet. Can you teach me your ways?

[NeverAgain]

♫ ILLUMINLABOR ♫

♫ YOU'VE COME TO TAKE CONTROL (of both the House and the Senate)♫

♫ YOU CAN TAKE MY HEARTBEAT (well, we are actually giving people heartbeats with our progressive healthcare proposals) ♫

♫ BUT YOU CAN'T BREAK MY SOUL (Well, we won't take souls, but we do take your hard earned money and use it for innovative projects to benefit Atlasia in the long run. SPOOKEH SOCIALISM) ♫

♫ WE ALL SHALL BE FREE (Agreed, free and affordable college and healthcare are major priorities of the Illuminlabor platform)♫

♫ ILLUMINLABOR (Yes, you rang?)♫

♫ YOU'LL NEVER TAKE CONTROL (But sweetie, we already have )♫

♫ YOUR NEW WORLD ORDER (Gon' be lit, amirite?)♫

♫ WILL LEAD TO NOT AT ALL (Wow, that's convoluted)♫

♫ WE ALL SHALL BE FREE (Agreed, that is why IlluminLabor is STRONGLY on the side of working peoples and their civil liberties, thanks for your interest )♫

Song - For Reference

Anyways, x NeverAgain of course!

[Leinad]

Don y'all think this is a little much?

Quite clearly a little much.

This whole thing reads as absurdly petty, to be frank, and rather hypocritical to those of us who know what's going on.

[The world will shine with light in our nightmare]

[Lincoln Republican]

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Your forgot to mention that you are going to raise the Lost Continent of Atlantis.

[Unconditional Surrender Truman]

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Your forgot to mention that you are going to raise the Lost Continent of Atlantis.

Well, that's just silly - sinking it was way too much trouble to begin with, we're not going through that again.

Truman you blew my cover, now the Federalists know why they have taken a dive in registration and political success recently

Don't worry, Kellyanne is working on some alternative facts to protect your position.