What would a Muslim version of DavidB. be like?

[The world will shine with light in our nightmare]

yeah

[Antonio the Sixth]

Every Muslim who doesn't wholeheartedly approve of everything King Salman does is a self-hating Muslim!

[Thunderbird is the word]

(D)-Palestine

[Devout Centrist]

1 state solution in Palestine, support BDS, and claim to not be anti-Semitic.

[Thunderbird is the word]

1 state solution in Palestine, support BDS, and claim to not be anti-Semitic.

He would have supported Bernie in the primary so that'd be his "i'm not an anti-Semite!" alibi. Was our DavidB nevertrump? Because I could imagine his Muslim liberal equivalent being a Bernieorbuster.

[All Along The Watchtower]

A supporter of Trump because of the anti-Semitism of many of his followers and some within his administration.

[parochial boy]

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

Every Muslim who doesn't wholeheartedly approve of everything King Salman does is a self-hating Muslim!

What if he'd be a Muslim Brotherhood guy?

[○∙◄☻¥tπ[╪AV┼cVê└]

1 state solution in Palestine, support BDS, and claim to not be anti-Semitic.

He would have supported Bernie in the primary so that'd be his "i'm not an anti-Semite!" alibi. Was our DavidB nevertrump? Because I could imagine his Muslim liberal equivalent being a Bernieorbuster.

Bernie would probably be too pro Israel for such a person. It took Cornel West a while to support Bernie because of this issue.

[🐒Gods of Prosperity🔱🐲💸]

this is not a thing.

[True Federalist (진정한 연방 주의자)]

Just as irritating.

[🦀🎂🦀🎂]

Every Muslim who doesn't wholeheartedly approve of everything King Salman does is a self-hating Muslim!

I disagree with this; say what you like about David, I've never got the impressiom he (or his hypothetical Muslim counterpart) is a personality cultist.

I can totally see Muslim David as someone who fervently and unashamedly believes in a pan-Muslim caliphate, but is worn down by the difference between his ideal vision of the ummmah and the squabbling, political hack-filled reality of the community at present.

[7,052,770]

He would believe that Rachel Corrie (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rachel_Corrie) secretly wanted all Muslims dead.

[Co-Chair Bagel23]

Every Muslim who doesn't wholeheartedly approve of everything King Salman does is a self-hating Muslim!

King Salman would be ahead of Roy Moore and Art Jones in a list of people I would not want to vote for.

[Meclazine for Israel]

Well that is easy....he would be firing off left, right and centre his views of the world.

[#TheShadowyAbyss]

Thank God no one mentioned me.

[Badger]

Just as irritating.

[FEMA Camp Administrator]

Just as irritating.

Antisemites.

[Statilius the Epicurean]

Every Muslim who doesn't wholeheartedly approve of everything King Salman does is a self-hating Muslim!

I disagree with this; say what you like about David, I've never got the impressiom he (or his hypothetical Muslim counterpart) is a personality cultist.

I can totally see Muslim David as someone who fervently and unashamedly believes in a pan-Muslim caliphate, but is worn down by the difference between his ideal vision of the ummmah and the squabbling, political hack-filled reality of the community at present.

IIRC most believing Muslims in theory support the establishment of a caliphate, as it's in the Qur'an. But since it has to be lead by a divinely-inspired descendent of Muhammad's tribe it's not going to happen any time soon.

[All Along The Watchtower]

Every Muslim who doesn't wholeheartedly approve of everything King Salman does is a self-hating Muslim!

What if DavidB were Shia tho.

What if he was a hack for the Iranian regime and a fervent supporter of Hezbollah?! Then he would be completely unrecognizable!

[All Along The Watchtower]

Also far as I can tell no hardine Salafi Sunni Muslim who isn’t a bought-off state-approved cleric actually believes that the House of Saud are anything more than a bunch of corrupt money-loving autocrats who use their obscene wealth and Islamic influence as “Custodians of the Two Mosques” to live decidedly hedonistic, Westernized lifestyles, and who talk out of one side of their mouths in a Wahhabi accent and the other side with a pro-American accent. And you know what? They’re not wrong.

There’s a reason for why the Salafi dissidents both within and outside KSA were so influential in the first place - and why the pious scion of one of Saudi Arabia’s wealthiest nonroyal families, a family that was and is intimately connected to both the House of Saud and to business and political elites around the world, was the most dangerous and frightening of all of those dissidents in the 1990s and 2000s.

(That man, btw, had had quite the reputation as a hero within Saudi Arabia and the broader Arab and Islamic worlds going back to his days organizing and fundraising for Muslims fighting against the USSR in Afghanistan, and he had cultivated close ties to Saudi and Pakistani intelligence at the highest levels. Like I said - a very dangerous and frightening man once he started publicly and viciously turning on his benefactors in KSA - and on the Western superpower that was so intimately linked to the House of Saud and other Gulf monarchies. You all know the rest of that story, presumably...)

[they don't love you like i love you]

I can't see any Dutch Muslims being fond of the House of Saud.

[dead0man]

oh man if this becomes our new thing.....<shakes head>.....


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[they don't love you like i love you]

This actually started asking what a Catholic version of me would be like. That also led to asking what a Jewish and conservative versions of me would be like.

[dead0man]

Recently?  How did I miss (or forget) that?  And nobody got to hillbilly....hmmmm.