What would an "all liberal, all the time" version of Milo Yiannopoulos be like?

[they don't love you like i love you]

Because we seriously need one.

[Lexii, harbinger of chaos and sexual anarchy]

Just as annoying as the real Milo

[Antonio the Sixth]

The nail in the coffin of civilization.

[Santander]

Not as bad as you.

[Maxwell]

Probably a white, christian, southern male who hates white, christian, southern men, seeing as Milo's whole thing is being a homosexual, british, can't really imagine he's that religious man who hates homosexuals, foreigners, and non-religious people.

[Orthogonian Society Treasurer]

Jon Stewart.

[This account no longer in use.]

An annoying f--k.

[they don't love you like i love you]

Just as annoying as the real Milo

That isn't possible.

[Stand With Israel. Crush Hamas]

Jesse Benn or Michael Moore.

[Lexii, harbinger of chaos and sexual anarchy]

Moore isn't a professional troll

[Person Man]

Just as annoying as the real Milo

That isn't possible.

Which is too bad. I really wish there was someone out there that stopped traffic on the other side of the aisle.

[MasterJedi]

Probably TYT if we want to go with a group, they're "all liberal all the time" not there with reality group.

[Person Man]

Probably TYT if we want to go with a group, they're "all liberal all the time" not there with reality group.

Wish they would be out and about more, though.

[Grand Wizard Lizard of the Klan]

Probably also gay.

[Oswald Acted Alone, You Kook]

Dan Savage.

[Stranger in a strange land]

Probably also gay.

Nah, he'd have to be a straight, married White Southern Christian, preferably with a thick Southern accent, who bragged about how much he liked having sex with women. Unfortunately he would trigger intersectional feminists and some of the more radical BLM types who feel unsafe in teh presence of ANY white person (yes I realize these people are uncommon in real life, but they are disproportionately influential online), so that's probably part of the reason why we don't have one.

[Grumpier Than Thou]

Probably also gay.

Nah, he'd have to be a straight, married White Southern Christian, preferably with a thick Southern accent, who bragged about how much he liked having sex with women. Unfortunately he would trigger intersectional feminists and some of the more radical BLM types who feel unsafe in teh presence of ANY white person (yes I realize these people are uncommon in real life, but they are disproportionately influential online), so that's probably part of the reason why we don't have one.

Closest thing to this description is Trae Crowder

[White Trash]

Probably also gay.

Nah, he'd have to be a straight, married White Southern Christian, preferably with a thick Southern accent, who bragged about how much he liked having sex with women. Unfortunately he would trigger intersectional feminists and some of the more radical BLM types who feel unsafe in teh presence of ANY white person (yes I realize these people are uncommon in real life, but they are disproportionately influential online), so that's probably part of the reason why we don't have one.

Closest thing to this description is Trae Crowder

Trae Crowder isn't abrasive enough.

[Stranger in a strange land]

Probably also gay.

Nah, he'd have to be a straight, married White Southern Christian, preferably with a thick Southern accent, who bragged about how much he liked having sex with women. Unfortunately he would trigger intersectional feminists and some of the more radical BLM types who feel unsafe in teh presence of ANY white person (yes I realize these people are uncommon in real life, but they are disproportionately influential online), so that's probably part of the reason why we don't have one.

Closest thing to this description is Trae Crowder

Trae Crowder isn't abrasive enough.

He's okay though. Can we get him to go on a tour of Baptist Churches, VFW Halls, and Bible Colleges? Once he gets his method perfected, maybe he can debate Milo.

[All Along The Watchtower]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poe%27s_law

[100% pro-life no matter what]

Probably also gay.

Nah, he'd have to be a straight, married White Southern Christian, preferably with a thick Southern accent, who bragged about how much he liked having sex with women. Unfortunately he would trigger intersectional feminists and some of the more radical BLM types who feel unsafe in teh presence of ANY white person (yes I realize these people are uncommon in real life, but they are disproportionately influential online), so that's probably part of the reason why we don't have one.

No, he would have so-much as kissed only one woman in his life, who he met in middle school, and they have been together ever since.

[The world will shine with light in our nightmare]

Bill Maher.

[Lexii, harbinger of chaos and sexual anarchy]

Bill Maher.

Does he really qualify as "all liberal, all the time"(TM)

[White Trash]

Probably also gay.

Nah, he'd have to be a straight, married White Southern Christian, preferably with a thick Southern accent, who bragged about how much he liked having sex with women. Unfortunately he would trigger intersectional feminists and some of the more radical BLM types who feel unsafe in teh presence of ANY white person (yes I realize these people are uncommon in real life, but they are disproportionately influential online), so that's probably part of the reason why we don't have one.

Closest thing to this description is Trae Crowder

Trae Crowder isn't abrasive enough.

He's okay though. Can we get him to go on a tour of Baptist Churches, VFW Halls, and Bible Colleges? Once he gets his method perfected, maybe he can debate Milo.

That would be an interesting debate. The aggression would all be one-side though, Milo is much more fiery than Crowder.

[The world will shine with light in our nightmare]

Bill Maher.

Does he really qualify as "all liberal, all the time"(TM)

On everything except political correctness, yeah.  And I personally enjoy him because of that, though he also embodies things about modern liberals I hate the most, with his disdain toward rural and religious people.

Is he like the polar opposite of Milo?  Not really.  Also, I doubt I'd ever see the likes of him on his show and I hope I never do.  But his 'comedic style' isn't that far different from Milo's, if that makes sense.