Nah, he'd have to be a straight, married White Southern Christian, preferably with a thick Southern accent, who bragged about how much he liked having sex with women. Unfortunately he would trigger intersectional feminists and some of the more radical BLM types who feel unsafe in teh presence of ANY white person (yes I realize these people are uncommon in real life, but they are disproportionately influential online), so that's probably part of the reason why we don't have one.
Closest thing to this description is Trae Crowder
Trae Crowder isn't abrasive enough.
He's okay though. Can we get him to go on a tour of Baptist Churches, VFW Halls, and Bible Colleges? Once he gets his method perfected, maybe he can debate Milo.
That would be an interesting debate. The aggression would all be one-side though, Milo is much more fiery than Crowder.