Do Donald Trump and Adolf Hitler have a common ancestor?

[The Arizonan]

I am seriously beginning to wonder if both of these guys have a common ancestor due to their similarities.

[America Needs R'hllor]

No, it doesn't matter, and they're not very similar.

[🦀🎂🦀🎂]

Disturbing if true. I have heard reports that both men share(d) other traits: both digesting food and absorbing nutrients in their gastrointestinal tracts, regularly using cellular respiration to produce energy from inhaled oxygen and even possessing a network of neurones that controlled the movement of their muscles.

[Meclazine for Israel]

Adolf only had one testicle which made him angry.

Donald is not an angry speaker.

I dont find them similar in the slightest sense.

In 2017, people really dont have a sense of what an Authoritarian state is actually like.

[The Arizonan]

I also wonder why Adolf Hitler shot himself in the head in that bunker rather than going out guns blazing against Allied soldiers.

[Middle-aged Europe]

I think strictly speaking, most human beings share a common ancestor. So, yes, Donald Trump has a common ancestor with Adolf Hitler... but so do you.

[JJC]

Disturbing if true. I have heard reports that both men share(d) other traits: both digesting food and absorbing nutrients in their gastrointestinal tracts, regularly using cellular respiration to produce energy from inhaled oxygen and even possessing a network of neurones that controlled the movement of their muscles.

Hitler also wore pants.

Do you know who also wears pants? Trump.

Coincidence? I think not.

[Lexii, harbinger of chaos and sexual anarchy]

I think strictly speaking, most human beings share a common ancestor. So, yes, Donald Trump has a common ancestor with Adolf Hitler... but so do you.

This

[Absentee Voting Ghost of Ruin]

Adolf only had one testicle which made him angry.

Donald is not an angry speaker.

I dont find them similar in the slightest sense.

In 2017, people really dont have a sense of what an Authoritarian state is actually like.

Give him a little time, and I'm confident so-called president Pussygrabber and his band of amoral plunder-monkeys will correct that failing in American education.

[🐒Gods of Prosperity🔱🐲💸]

I think strictly speaking, most human beings share a common ancestor. So, yes, Donald Trump has a common ancestor with Adolf Hitler... but so do you.

You are assuming none of them are lizard people.

[True Federalist (진정한 연방 주의자)]

Hitler had better hair, so no.

[America Needs R'hllor]

Disturbing if true. I have heard reports that both men share(d) other traits: both digesting food and absorbing nutrients in their gastrointestinal tracts, regularly using cellular respiration to produce energy from inhaled oxygen and even possessing a network of neurones that controlled the movement of their muscles.

Hitler also wore pants.

Do you know who also wears pants? Trump.

Coincidence? I think not.

But guyz, I figured it all out! Both Trump and Hitler shout sometimes! They must be cousins!

[Associate Justice PiT]

I think strictly speaking, most human beings share a common ancestor. So, yes, Donald Trump has a common ancestor with Adolf Hitler... but so do you.

You are assuming none of them are lizard people.

     Alex Jones assures us that Trump is fighting the lizard people, so he is likely not one of them. Hitler, on the other hand, may have been a double agent sent to distract us from the lizard people agenda. Not sure about that yet.

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Charlemagne is an ancestor of most white people, but who cares.

[Mr. Reactionary]

     Alex Jones assures us that Trump is fighting the lizard people, so he is likely not one of them. Hitler, on the other hand, may have been a double agent sent to distract us from the lizard people agenda. Not sure about that yet.

No. Hitler was funded by (((Rothschild bankers))) as part of the nWo conspiracy to rule the world by making lots of money. Muh military industrial complex.

[Deblano]

You wanna know who also made Hitler comparisons?

Hitler.

Or should I say, (((Adolf Hitler))).

[Xing]

Ask Bill Maher.

[Enduro]

We all probably have a common ancestor (Adam and Eve)

[Lexii, harbinger of chaos and sexual anarchy]

We all probably have a common ancestor (Adam and Eve)

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[Absentee Voting Ghost of Ruin]

I think strictly speaking, most human beings share a common ancestor. So, yes, Donald Trump has a common ancestor with Adolf Hitler... but so do you.

You are assuming none of them are lizard people.

     Alex Jones assures us that Trump is fighting the lizard people, so he is likely not one of them. Hitler, on the other hand, may have been a double agent sent to distract us from the lizard people agenda. Not sure about that yet.

He is.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IzOgUgBMikY

Proof!

[pbrower2a]

Adolf only had one testicle which made him angry.

Donald is not an angry speaker.

So he sounds like a New Yorker and not an Austrian? Big deal. If his cadence doesn't reek of anger, his words do.

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Demagoguery, religious bigotry, calls for violence, contempt for those on the Other Side of the political spectrum, betrayal of the interests of working people once in power...  Sure, nothing in common.

That's not like some of his enemies and antitheses having something obviously in common --

Churchill painted.
FDR was sentimental about dogs.
Lincoln died of gunshot wounds inflicted by a madman near the end of his military Crisis.
Martin Luther King and Vaclav Havel were spellbinding orators in trouble with the authorities
Mohandas Gandhi was a vegetarian.
Charles de Gaulle and David ben Gurion were staunch patriots.
Dwight Eisenhower advocated superhighways.
Most of the July 20 plotters loved classical music.   

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They do if they live in Iran, Syria, China, Russia, Cuba... and we Americans are finding out what an authoritarian  state is like... very fast.

OK, if one lived in Mississippi  before 1965, one would know what an authoritarian state is, one complete with a KGB-like secret police known as the Mississippi Sovereignty Commission...

[Middle-aged Europe]

We all probably have a common ancestor (Adam and Eve)

You mean Mitochondrial Eve and Y-chromosomal Adam?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mitochondrial_Eve

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Y-chromosomal_Adam

[ShamDam]

Hey, uh, what are we doing here?

[Yeahsayyeah]

Of course they have. But no one, that we know about as the church records don't go back before 1500. Given the demographic expansion in Europe in the Bronze age, he or she lived maybe then, or even later. As both come from "old settled land" and I have more ties to "new settled land", I am proably closer related to both. Beware!

If you go 33 generations back (about 800 to 1000 years) your theoretical number of ancestors in this generation is higer than the number of people living on this planet, today. This does not mean, you are related to everyone who lived by then - "everyone in Europe is related to Charlemagne" is a fallacy, but the possibility to be related to someone rises exponentially with every generation you go back.

Many people don't seem to comprehend that all living creatures on earth are probably related, let alone all individuals of one species. Of course the last common ancestor of two human beings can have lived several ten thousand years ago.

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

Adolf only had one testicle which made him angry.

It's a myth, actually. Adolf had two testicles, but yes, one was described as smaller.