What would a radical Islamist version of BRTD be like?
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« on: February 13, 2017, 02:37:01 PM »
Mine eyes have seen the glory
of the coming of Mahdi;
his victory over ad-Dajjal
shall stretch from sea to shining sea
he fights for people everywhere
people just like you and me
His truth is marching on.
Allāhu akbar!
Allāhu akbar!
Allāhu akbar!
His truth is marching on!

The glory of our jihad
I can already feel
Our glorious warriors flying
through the beams of steel
Let the hero born in Mecca
force the infidels to heel
His truth is marching on.
Allāhu akbar!
Allāhu akbar!
Allāhu akbar!
His truth is marching on!
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« Reply #1 on: February 13, 2017, 02:38:48 PM »
A+ thread.
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« Reply #2 on: February 13, 2017, 02:57:03 PM »
"Should Osama bin Laden's birthday be made a holiday in Pakistan?"
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« Reply #3 on: February 13, 2017, 03:46:46 PM »
I'd yell out "allah akhbar with lower case a!" before detonating my suicide bomb.
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« Reply #4 on: February 13, 2017, 03:49:19 PM »
Quote from: Speaker & Lt. Governor R2D2 on February 13, 2017, 02:57:03 PM
"Should Osama bin Laden's birthday be made a holiday in Pakistan?"

False dichotomy. Only infidels support the existence of a Pakistani nation state.
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« Reply #5 on: February 13, 2017, 04:50:43 PM »
His weapon would be a roadside spam bomb.
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« Reply #6 on: February 13, 2017, 04:57:16 PM »
LOL, nice.

Each version of BRTD, somehow, gets worse.
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« Reply #7 on: February 14, 2017, 04:15:28 AM »
One thing that wouldn't change is the fanatical hatred of Russia
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« Reply #8 on: February 14, 2017, 09:19:45 AM »
« Edited: February 14, 2017, 09:22:23 AM by Torie »
Senator Scott has some skill at lyrics. Who knew? Well done. Smiley

Now, BRTD, your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to try to match your interlocutor's high standards. I know, it will be difficult - very difficult, but hey, not as difficult as converting me to hipster evangelical yet otherwise politically correct Christianity. So perhaps there is some hope for you. Good luck!
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« Reply #9 on: February 14, 2017, 06:28:26 PM »
Dead.
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« Reply #10 on: February 14, 2017, 06:30:43 PM »
Quote from: whitesox130 on February 13, 2017, 04:50:43 PM
His weapon would be a roadside spam bomb.
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« Reply #11 on: February 14, 2017, 09:08:14 PM »
"All sharia all the time!"
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« Reply #12 on: February 14, 2017, 10:37:01 PM »
Quote from: Torie on February 14, 2017, 09:19:45 AM
Senator Scott has some skill at lyrics. Who knew? Well done. Smiley

Now, BRTD, your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to try to match your interlocutor's high standards. I know, it will be difficult - very difficult, but hey, not as difficult as converting me to hipster evangelical yet otherwise politically correct Christianity. So perhaps there is some hope for you. Good luck!

Well I'm actually the one who originally wrote it basically so: https://uselectionatlas.org/FORUM/index.php?topic=258794.0

(Also by some definitions hipster Christianity is most certainly not "politically correct")
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