Ford/True Independent campaign ad thread

[The Duke]

*Black and white footage of Barry Goldwater giving a speech*

"I would have ended the Vietnam War in a month.  I'd have made North Vietnam look like a mud puddle."

*Narrator speaks*

This is Barry Goldwater speaking.  He said a lot of crazy things.  He also said nuclear weapons were "just another weapon."

Robert Goldwater says he's a different person than barry Goldwater, and that Barry Goldwater has been dead for several years.

Maybe that's true, and maybe its not.  But can you really take that chance?

Paid for by citizens for innuendo in politcs

[minionofmidas]

LOL! Thanggod we don't vote for slates in the Pacific.

[Defarge]

Will the "Daisy Naso" ad come next?

[King]

Will the "Daisy Naso" ad come next?

Naso can count.  We can use John Engle.

[The Duke]

*Ominous grainy footage*

Waves overwhelm a small hotel resort in Bali.

*Announcer speaks*

"Immy says he wants to bring a new wave to the Pacific.  But he has never specified what kind of wave he means.  It could be a harmless metaphor, a clever play on the Region's name.  Or it could be something more.

Immy wants to do for the Pacific what he's done for Indonesia.  The Pacific can't afford that."

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[Joe Republic]

Immy wants to do for the Pacific what he's done for Indonesia.  The Pacific can't afford that."

Oh dear God, John.  I no you're no fan of political correctness and all, but Jeeez...

[Platypus]

Uhm, Bali was the bombing. Aceh was the wave.

[Gabu]

Uhm, Bali was the bombing. Aceh was the wave.

So in other words, Immy's time as governor will be a blast.

[The Duke]

Immy wants to do for the Pacific what he's done for Indonesia.  The Pacific can't afford that."

Oh dear God, John.  I no you're no fan of political correctness and all, but Jeeez...

Its obvioulsy a parody.  Paid for by citizens for innuendo in politics it says.