The Kalwejt Foundation for the Promotion of Atlas Hilarity

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Ok, this is ABSOLUTE fcking bullsht. I went to see Cars in the theater yesterday, and when Lightning McQueen got HOT with Sally in Radiator Springs, my covfefe engaged. When Lightning McQueen said "Ka-Chow!", I couldn't help it!!! I closed my eyes, and I TORE my covfefe to shreds, using whip like motions and pulled with great force. That was one of the best covfefes I ever had, just thinking about it now gets me riled up. Thing is, I covfefeed all over the kid sitting right next to me, and his mom got all pissed at me, screaming at me for covfefeing on her son. I told that bitch to shut the fck up, and that covfefeing is a natural, artistic, and beautiful process. You should BE HAPPY that my covfefe is all over your son, maybe he can learn a lesson or two about the culture and art of covfefe. HOWEVER, the movie theater managers didn't agree with me. They KICKED ME OUT of the movie theater, and I didn't even finish watching the Cars movie. Not only THAT, but they made me clean up my covfefe after it already dried out and solidified on the seats. THATS TORTURE!! Do you know how hard it is to clean covfefe after its dried out? You CLEAN covfefe after its FRESH out of your covfefe, not an hour after you fcking covfefed. This is a fcking OUTRAGE. Do you really expect me to not whip out my covfefe and covfefe when i see a HOT sex scene in a movie? Either don't ban sex scenes in movies, or LET ME covfefe in your theater, assholes.

[The world will shine with light in our nightmare]

1. This changes nothing. Fox was overhyped anyway.
2. Lol@the overreactions.
3. Lol@at anyone who believes Fox will easily win a gubernatorial race.
4. Lol@this:

I can see GOPers scratching their heads on this one. There aren't many other well-known candidates for them.

Tester is going to be re-elected and they should just accept that.

Tester's reelection isn't funny, but it's going to happen. And as one of the few pro-coal dems left, he has my enthusiastic endorsement.

#gamechanger

Actually, no, Tester will get reelected regardless of my impact.

[White Trash]

A quirky posting style doesn't make someone an HP.  

indeed, it's his fetishisation of genocidal leaders that does that

Name one you communist a hole

[Shameless Lefty Hack]

I *THINK* this is an intentional parody, but I could be wrong.
context

Former President Griffin---

This is a very serious allegation, that potentially international posters on Atlas might be foreign agents targeting a relatively small Forum (That has disproportionate impact because of how it is monitored and occasionally linked to much larger domestic political websites).

The ultimate difference between Democracies and Totalitarian Nations, is that it is our very openness that makes us most vulnerable, while at the same time being our Greatest strength.

Do we really want a society and Forum, where we purge and accuse fellow Forum Members of being Foreign Agents without proof, solely because of their country of origin and public statements?



Although it is true that Atlas doesn't have the capacity to defend itself against a Nation that has basically all but admitted to targeting the United States during the 2016 Presidential Election, we do have a capacity to defend ourselves against internal purges and Witch Hunts, that might well target a ton of innocents, solely because of an existential threat in the form of Russia, that is increasingly acting as a Hostile Foreign power....

I for one, do not believe in publicly "calling out names" in this manner....

Although the Mods have limited means at their disposal to deal with individual posters that haven't violated the ToS agreements, aren't running sock accounts, etc....  I do believe that it is extremely dangerous based upon interpretations of posting history, to make these kinds of accusations publically.

OT: I am a big fan of much of your detailed work and history on the Forum, but I'm a bit concerned about how and where you are going about your "suspicions"....

I think I'm being the voice of reason here, and going after Shadows in this manner appears to raise that basic question that goes back to early 1950s America with a certain Republican Senator from Wisconsin....

[FEMA Camp Administrator]

The Bushes are the most successful Anglo crime family in American history. They've become so successful that many of their younger generation could almost pass as Sicilians.

Bill and Hillary Clinton are two loosely-affiliated, politically-ambitious individuals who had sexual relations at least once about 38 years ago. They share a Chappaqua mailing address, where they also store minutes of Bilderberg Group meetings, the real financial statements of the Clinton Foundation, and the phone numbers of George Soros and the owner of Comet Ping Pong.

[Virginiá]

lmbo that is great

[🐒Gods of Prosperity🔱🐲💸]

I endorse the suggestion of Klartext.

Either he or craisin. Both are equally deserving.

the old, shrivelled-up version of cranberry?

[Sprouts Farmers Market ✘]

It's not useless, just faintly but distinctly immoral.

[RINO Tom]

An Sicilan Italian resident, or older Jewish voter living in Sarasota FL

True. An underrated factor in Schumer's success is winning the key New York areas of Sarasota, Florida, and Sicily, Italy.

[FEMA Camp Administrator]

Answering a question about taxes: Goes from, "I'm tired" to "I have personal issues" to "be bipartisan" to "Jesus". Yup. Logical answer.

Isn't this what happens every time you ask me about tax policy?

WAH, I just did this for eleventy hours today! Why won't they pay me enough to buy a gorgeous mansion filled with beautiful furniture! It's not fair! I am a good moderate person! I love everyone as He commanded! Especially the Son who I worship every day!

[Mr. Smith]

HP, her fault San Francisco is a nightmare to get through. Why couldn't Carol Silver have become mayor instead?

Why couldn't Leo Ryan have lived that same day and gone for higher office?

Leo Ryan was assassinated 9 days before Moscone and milk.

Really? Whoops.

This is what Kool Aid does to people.

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Atlas-style bandwagon effect.

Jordan and Mauritania are just emptyquoting now.

[Technocracy Timmy]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lcHy8xEt2QI

This is gold.

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Let's hope that this doesn't escalate into a war.  And if it does, hopefully Trump has the sense to keep America out of it.

If he doesn't I'm gonna drop him like a tab of LSD. In other words, swallow my pride and let the insanity proceed.

[Since I'm the mad scientist proclaimed by myself]

Mathematically speaking, your chances of winning are 50/50.

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I wondering if... [Lawton] Chiles health would not get worse during his term. I killed him in 1988 [sic]?

Lawton Chiles officially died in 1998. Either Kalwejt made a typo and meant to say "I killed him in 1998," or there was a conspiracy to cover up his murder for ten years.

Is this not enough to get his status as moderator revoked and have somebody else(no names - *cough*Kingpoleonwouldbeagreatmoderator*cough*) take his place?

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Sinn Fein source: no change to abstention policy. https://twitter.com/patrickkmaguire/status/872931498906832898

Who thought that was even a possibility to begin with?

The same sort of people who wondered whether coal miners in Britain voted mostly Conservative or Labour.

[heatcharger]

Corbyn's front yard is a damn mess.

He's a socialist. Socialists don't really take care of themselves or their homes.

[Lachi]

ITN is reporting that May is "likely" to announce his resignation in the morning

And a sex change?

[FEMA Camp Administrator]

Both are terrible but at least May wants to curb civil liberties.

[The world will shine with light in our nightmare]

A typical day in Tender's life:

[SUSAN CRUSHBONE]

(doesn't want to feed the poor, sick, and elderly through a woodchipper)

Don't share our secret Republican chili recipe online so liberally.

[Santander]

(doesn't want to feed the poor, sick, and elderly through a woodchipper)

Don't share our secret Republican chili recipe online so liberally.

Jesus that's f***ing good.

[SUSAN CRUSHBONE]

(doesn't want to feed the poor, sick, and elderly through a woodchipper)

Don't share our secret Republican chili recipe online so liberally.

Jesus that's f***ing good.

the chili?

[Virginiá]

Context: How often do you wash your bed sheets?

atlas forumer getting out of bed like

lmao