The Kalwejt Foundation for the Promotion of Atlas Hilarity

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

[Goldwater]

We should just sell off all the National Parks since they dont feature emo* dance clubs. Maybe keep the Statue of Liberty because you can see her giant feet.





*I don't care whatever the Hell genre BRTD music is actually called.

[The world will shine with light in our nightmare]

BREAKING NEWS: Justice Dept to take a look at why black people can say it but when I say it I'm not let back to Thanksgiving any more.

[Mike Thick]

This is how I see things shaking out in Nov. Dems net FL, IL, WI, ME, MD, NJ, NM and KS

Personally, I think Dems would pick up Michigan before they pick up Wisconsin. Sure, Walker isn't particularly popular, but Dems have a modest-at-best bench in WI. The MI GOP has been dogged by the Flint water crisis, Michigan hasn't elected two consecutive governors from the same party since the 1940s, and Stabenow's coattails should help the D nominee.

Also, if Hogan is going down in MD, it probably means Sununu in NH is in trouble. He's too conservative for NH.

Sununu is a moderate on abortion and Stabenow is no shoe in. Kidd Rock isnt a right wing GOP, he likes Emenim.

I am rooting for him.

[Mr. Morden]

Not sure that this is really "comedy goldmine" material as such, but we need a "WTF mine" for this particular poster.  Keep in mind that the topic was "What was the worst day of your life?":

09/11/01 Crashing of Dot com Bubble with Enron Reelected Dubya over Kerry-Edwards 2004, but with Gephardt, Kerry would have stood a better chance in debates

09/15/08 Crashing of Stock Market elected Barack Obama

09/19/15 Death of Mom caused homelessness, Hospitals were cutting funding for terminally ill in 2015, which ushered in a GOP wave in 2014, due to Obamacare

09/22/16 Move to California, which has better job opportunities than Illinois

[Santander]

Dumb as a box of rocks.
Very disingenuous and hackish.
Cannot format a post properly
XD

LOL.
This is very funny.
You cant make this stuff up
ChairmanSanchez, YOU are the biggest deplorable.

Both posts are so true.

[RINO Tom]

Not sure that this is really "comedy goldmine" material as such, but we need a "WTF mine" for this particular poster.  Keep in mind that the topic was "What was the worst day of your life?":

09/11/01 Crashing of Dot com Bubble with Enron Reelected Dubya over Kerry-Edwards 2004, but with Gephardt, Kerry would have stood a better chance in debates

09/15/08 Crashing of Stock Market elected Barack Obama

09/19/15 Death of Mom caused homelessness, Hospitals were cutting funding for terminally ill in 2015, which ushered in a GOP wave in 2014, due to Obamacare

09/22/16 Move to California, which has better job opportunities than Illinois

Oh my God, hahahaha; this had me in tears.

[Lambsbread]

Not sure that this is really "comedy goldmine" material as such, but we need a "WTF mine" for this particular poster.  Keep in mind that the topic was "What was the worst day of your life?":

09/11/01 Crashing of Dot com Bubble with Enron Reelected Dubya over Kerry-Edwards 2004, but with Gephardt, Kerry would have stood a better chance in debates

09/15/08 Crashing of Stock Market elected Barack Obama

09/19/15 Death of Mom caused homelessness, Hospitals were cutting funding for terminally ill in 2015, which ushered in a GOP wave in 2014, due to Obamacare

09/22/16 Move to California, which has better job opportunities than Illinois

this is some t_host-level shyt

[Technocracy Timmy]

Now that I've been found out as Eharding, the link will now be to a blogpost which will be edited to show the correct link every time the FusionTable is updated. Allies, please continue bumping this thread until the 2018 elections.

#LaughingMyOssoff.

[Since I'm the mad scientist proclaimed by myself]

Someone should let Dave know he can't stop people from posting hardcore pornography over the forum per the Constitution.

Doubles as simple truth.

[The Dowager Mod]

I outed him in the mod cave over a month ago.

[Mr. Morden]

I outed him in the mod cave over a month ago.

If you knew it was a sock account over a month ago, then why did you let him keep posting?

[Santander]

I outed him in the mod cave over a month ago.

If you knew it was a sock account over a month ago, then why did you let him keep posting?

They've gotten soft without your strong leadership.

[FEMA Camp Administrator]

I had gotten a tip about a week ago, but was out of town. Moreover, big deal. Who cares?

[The Dowager Mod]

I outed him in the mod cave over a month ago.

If you knew it was a sock account over a month ago, then why did you let him keep posting?

That would be Nym or Muons job. No?
I could have muted him, But I'm not going to unilaterally do that.

[Mr. Morden]

That would be Nym or Muons job. No?
I could have muted him, But I'm not going to unilaterally do that.

Informally, my policy when I was a mod was pretty much that if I was sure it was a sock account, and at least one other mod agreed with the evidence I presented, then I'd put the account on mute until Nym came around to do the ban.  But your mileage may vary.  If we've now reached the point where a mod presents evidence that an account is a sock account, and no one addresses it for entire month, then the mod board has truly gone to hell.  

EDIT: To clarify, the reason Dave invented the 50 point bomb in the first place was so that regular mods could at least put sock accounts and spammers on mod review if Nym wasn't around.  That's what it's for.  Just make sure you're sure it's a sock account before using it, because it's difficult to undo.  That's why even in fairly obvious cases, I would typically wait until one other mod agreed with the evidence I presented, to make sure I didn't screw up.

[Since I'm the mad scientist proclaimed by myself]

I see his bold "smugly troll the jury" defense worked as well as expected

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

That would be Nym or Muons job. No?
I could have muted him, But I'm not going to unilaterally do that.

Informally, my policy when I was a mod was pretty much that if I was sure it was a sock account, and at least one other mod agreed with the evidence I presented, then I'd put the account on mute until Nym came around to do the ban.  But your mileage may vary.  If we've now reached the point where a mod presents evidence that an account is a sock account, and no one addresses it for entire month, then the mod board has truly gone to hell.  

EDIT: To clarify, the reason Dave invented the 50 point bomb in the first place was so that regular mods could at least put sock accounts and spammers on mod review if Nym wasn't around.  That's what it's for.  Just make sure you're sure it's a sock account before using it, because it's difficult to undo.  That's why even in fairly obvious cases, I would typically wait until one other mod agreed with the evidence I presented, to make sure I didn't screw up.

Days ago I had a little "oops" moment, when giving maga 1 for spam clicked "50 spam account" by mistake.

[RINO Tom]

FWIW, she's 38, that's pre-menopause. Biologically she's in an age range that men would still find many women attractive, as she's still capable of breeding. That said I don't find her anything special.

I read this in Dennis Reynolds' voice.

[TheSaint250]

I outed him in the mod cave over a month ago.

If you knew it was a sock account over a month ago, then why did you let him keep posting?

That would be Nym or Muons job. No?
I could have muted him, But I'm not going to unilaterally do that.

Why was Eharding banned anyway?

(Sorry if this might derail the thread. Just curious)

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

I would love to see a tied Senate again or a 50/49 R Senate with Kid Rock def Stabenow.

Manchin is the sole Donkey in the state

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

Was Ossoff2028 really Eharding?

Yes he was.

Wow!!!

So why do individuals go to such elaborate lengths solely in order to gain posting writes to a political internet Forum?

It boggles the mind imho.....

Maybe there needs to be a separate thread that "Recovering Atlas Sock Account Addicts" should be able to access as some type of 12 step support group scene?

I find it so bizarre that this Forum appears to have so many deranged individuals desperate for a sense of community and online connection, that they resort to these types of subterfuges, when they "aren't getting their fix".

"Hi my name is eHarding and I am an Atlas addict"

I realized that only a power greater than myself can restore me to sanity

We can run through all of the twelve steps, but I think y'all get the point....

[The world will shine with light in our nightmare]

Thread: Opinion of OC

David Drier was Congressman from Orange County district here in Disneyland, Chair of the rules Committee and treated John Conyers very patiently.

[Virginiá]

Thread: Opinion of OC

David Drier was Congressman from Orange County district here in Disneyland, Chair of the rules Committee and treated John Conyers very patiently.

lmao i can't even

[Badger]

Get back on topic please.

You geniuses let Krazen and MAGA2020 endlessly troll, the former after bei,g let back after a year because " he'd change", let Stormfront lite posts flourish, and THIS is where you draw the line?

Develop some perspective

Get over yourself.

Yeah, I was in a pissy mood that day.