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[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

I just have one request/question for them - Is Ben Carson one of the black lives that matter?

[Virginiá]

Context: Gorka fired

Stephen Miller next please. He creeps me out and looks like he eats humans.

[The world will shine with light in our nightmare]

The white privilege is strong in this thread.

[Since I'm the mad scientist proclaimed by myself]

This is so good I had to make it my signature.

Can we ban that freak yet?(troll or real)

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

I'm 2/32 Irish, 7/16 Polish, 8/6 Scots-Irish, 4/9 Russian dressing, and 1/4 German Shepherd.

My aunt was a German Shepherd. My uncle was arrested.

[RINO Tom]

Henry Clay supported infrastructure. Josef Stalin supported infrastructure. Seems pretty cut and dry.

[The world will shine with light in our nightmare]

Now that Jim Justice has left the Democratic Party I am not backing him for President in 2020.  John Bel Edwards is my preferred choice.

[Badger]

Context Needed

Take note, this is what someone with conviction sounds like.

[Figueira]

Who the f**k is named "Parker Space"?

In was anglicized at Ellis Island from the original Croatian "Parking"

[FEMA Camp Administrator]

Simple he is the governor of LA , and as long as he is popular there he will win the state.

This gentleman wants to have a word with you:

Long was never the Democratic nominee

[The world will shine with light in our nightmare]

HUGE Caveat: without birth times it is hard to have accurate transits for election night.

http://www.elbertwade.com/page154.html

Also it is important to look at opponents birth charts also.

I have literally emailed some offices for birth times but I have not gotten any responses yet. Especially after primaries next year I will do transit charts for Election Night for both candidates and make predictions that way.

I will use this thread to add more predictions as I have time to make more charts but I will start off with MO and IN Senate


Missouri Senate:

 I did not do Hawley's full transits yet on election night as it is not even sure he is running even though he formed an exploratory committee. But a quick glance it looks decent for him on election night! So hopefully he does not run.

McCaskill has transit Saturn squared her progressed sun. Normally that is a poor transit but it also can mean a surprise, new beginning or life becoming very heavy and stressful. People have had success under this transits but only with great stress. So McCaskill is not DOA.  I am much more concerned about the Moon Square Sun transit she has on election night. That transit often indicates disappointment.

Let's hope Hawley does not ultimately run because his basic transits on election night are great based on a quick glance!

Indiana Senate:

No birth time information at all. We only have a date of birth (9/29/1955) in Massapequa New York.

I have not looked into opponents birth charts yet and there is no assurance who will one against Donnelly.  For election night 2018 for Joe Donnelly is that he has one decent transit: Venus conjunct Neptune and one VERY sh**tty transit which is transiting Moon conjunct Saturn. So on a basic chart alone it probably indicates a close race that he could lose.

Moon conjunct Saturn will be at the peak for Donnelly a day AFTER the election. So perhaps he loses a close race and it takes all day to count it or he may be disappointed by other loses. But like I said no birth time. So hard to say. Would have to tilt this one slightly to the GOP for sure.

Next one I will do is Arizona Senate.

I have not posted as much lately because I have been in a depression that McCaskill will lose. I literally love her. Not so much because of politics but because of her personality!

Will use this thread to make election predictions on astrology, gather birth times, and next November 2018 we will compare them!

If anyone has information on candidate's birth time please let me know!

[Virginiá]

I choked

One of the better arguments for ending humanity

In response to:

[Kamala]

I choked

One of the better arguments for ending humanity

In response to:

Thanks for finding my wry humor hilarious.

[Unapologetic Chinaperson]

Context: This was in the CA vs. PA thread

Why not both?

[Kamala]

#FAKENEWS  Hillary hasn't been big banged in 30 years

She's quickly approaching your record.

[FEMA Camp Administrator]

Judging by her hair in that picture, this all went down in 1988, so it probably won't make a big impact.

[Kingpoleon]

Klobuchar is a smart, good looking young man who has some charisma & can speak.

He's not good looking or charismatic, and I'm pretty sure he's dumb(as in, unable to speak).

[Cactus Jack]

Why? Were the passengers of United 93 a bunch of neo-Confederates?

Fox News's average viewer is old enough to remember the Civil War hence the comparison

[Figueira]

Activist Andy Ogles is running for the Republican nomination.

Are we ready for a Corker-Ogles-Beavers primary?

Corker's been ogling beavers? So much for the party of family values.

[Sprouts Farmers Market ✘]

Good in theory. It's just when it's implemented that it starts to be a problem.

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

Context:

Tricky Dick > Rapey dick

[heatcharger]

I see you got the Axis of Idiots'™ attention:



10/10 great troll would read again

It is always amusing how dumbfu**ks without much intelligence feel can call others idiot & feel proud about it. Griffin, I know you are not seeing this but I hope if you are born again, your combined IQ in 2 lifetimes will exceed mine. I have great education qualifications, I earn a lot of money & I hold a good/high management position in possibly the most iconic organizations in the world whose office you should go & visit in your state (& wave from a distance). And I have only just started.

Maybe someday, I will buy whatever company you work for & make you work under me.

[White Trash]

What the hell is the point of these?

BRTD wants to show us all he's the alpha male of this internet political forum by creating a makeshift social hierarchy that mimics High School, except this time with the hierarchy inverted so he's at the top.

I needed oven mitts to copy and paste this.

[Atlas Has Shrugged]

I see you got the Axis of Idiots'™ attention:



10/10 great troll would read again

It is always amusing how dumbfu**ks without much intelligence feel can call others idiot & feel proud about it. Griffin, I know you are not seeing this but I hope if you are born again, your combined IQ in 2 lifetimes will exceed mine. I have great education qualifications, I earn a lot of money & I hold a good/high management position in possibly the most iconic organizations in the world whose office you should go & visit in your state (& wave from a distance). And I have only just started.

Maybe someday, I will buy whatever company you work for & make you work under me.

This is gold. Omg

What a tool.

[Virginiá]

You really have to be super new to the Internet to not understand that threatening people like that is only going to get you ridiculed bigly. It's such a classic mistake.