The Kalwejt Foundation for the Promotion of Atlas Hilarity

[Antonio the Sixth]

"MON ROI EST VIVANT"

France can fix that!

[President Punxsutawney Phil]

Maryland looks the way it does because it lost every single border dispute it ever had, including a costly one with Delaware.

I know this one is reaally old, years old, but still, LOL.

[Since I'm the mad scientist proclaimed by myself]

And honestly if you do want to talk about "signals", how about the fact that Ellison was given a leadership role as well in an absolutely unprecedented move?

Gabbard and Rybak had leadership roles too, but couldn't stop DWS from rigging the primary.

It's hard to stop someone from doing something that they aren't doing.

Like stopping you from making a well-argued, articulate post?

Come on do you seriously agree with this loon who thinks Ohio 2004 was stolen that the primary was "rigged"?

I mean OK there was some background stuff that boosted Hillary in New York. Yeah that's a state she was sure in trouble of losing.

Name a state that would've voted for Sanders had it not have been for vote fraud or this "rigging".

F**k off, fake Bernie supporter.

[Since I'm the mad scientist proclaimed by myself]

If you're a minority, the law will be vigorously enforced. If you're white, status quo.

[Since I'm the mad scientist proclaimed by myself]

Context:

Yes. For everyone but myself, of course.

[FEMA Camp Administrator]

Context:

Yes. For everyone but myself, of course.

Can we please have a higher standard for "hilarity"?

[Since I'm the mad scientist proclaimed by myself]

Context:

Yes. For everyone but myself, of course.

Can we please have a higher standard for "hilarity"?

Really bad humor is one of my things. So probably not.

[Grumpier Than Thou]

Context:

Yes. For everyone but myself, of course.

Can we please have a higher standard for "hilarity"?

Really bad humor is one of my things. So probably not.

So...don't post in this thread, then?

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

James Buchanan: 1.41 Stars

what?!  Buchanan at the bottom?  Are you just anti-gay?  I call racism!!!

Buchanan is the boss.  Here there's a Buchanan park, a Buchanan dog park, a Buchanan street, guided tours to the Buchanan mansion (Wheatland), a Buchanan brewery, and once a year the Lancaster Barnstormers have a home game with a Buchanan bobble-head doll to the first one thousand fans to enter Clipper Magazine stadium.  I'm not making this stuff up. 

I don't personally have a Buchanan bobble-head in my possession because I never get to the games early--I'm lucky if we can get there before the first pitch; usually it's the bottom of the first or the top of the second inning when we arrive--but I have seen and spoken with the James Buchanan actor that's always in attendance at the games.  He's a local lawyer and a big Buchanan fan. 

I don't know where you are getting your polling data from, but Buchanan is a big hero in angus country.

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

Tender Branson, please see a psychiatrist about your rampant sexual insecurity.

[KingSweden]

http://www.clickhole.com/article/speech-was-written-president-nixon-deliver-if-astr-3908

I read this in Nixon's voice. Thank you good sir.

[White Trash]

What is a "level of progress"?

(GDP)^2+(Literacy rate)^1.5+(Number of Democratic congressmen)-(Racists per capita)- (Number of Republican congressmen)

[RINO Tom]

This is not funny. It's disgusting.

We're so stupid in Iowa that we have the nation's best public schools.

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

I support a total and complete shutdown of memes in the US until we can figure out what the hell is going on.

[Antonio the Sixth]

Reposted in the proper thread:

Both sides do it. No party are saints. Democrats and Republicans. Alabama politics is corrupt. Don Siegelman, Mike Hubbard, Jeff Sessions, Robert Bentley, and Luther Strange.

Martha Roby for Senate
Walter Maddox for Governor

Stop the crap. Both sides do it.

yes! both sides frequently consort with foreign enemies of the United States in order to sabotage an opponent's political campaign and be elected. this is definitely not unprecedented and is clearly a thing that has happened before ever and its certainly totally something that any democrat has ever done before. your insight is flawless and you're definitely not a partisan moron spewing propaganda, thank you for allowing us to bask in your flawless wisdom that is completely bereft of any sort of dishonesty or bias

I am an Independent. Both sides are crazy. I vote for the best Republican and Democrat. I am an Independent.

[The Other Castro]

In protest of Virginia's appointment as a mod, I shall leave this board for three days, starting now.

Virginia for modadmin!

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

Context

Somebody in school convinced me his dad worked for mi6 doing top secret Iraq work, and that Hussein had people looking for his dad. I was duly impressed. (His dad actually worked for the borough councils planning department which is pretty much the same thing).

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

Do Austrians sacrifice virgins to Krampus?

No wonder they're trying to lose their viginity ASAP.

My question is: do they have to be female virgins, and do they have to be Austrian?

Maybe Tender is trying to set some sort of trap for all the male virgins on this board.  The sexual revolution has finally reached Austria, and so the number of virgins left in the country is dwindling.  In a state of panic, the Austrian government has resorted to paying Austrian internet users a fee to recruit foreign virgins to the country.  They tried letting in a bunch of refugees, but not enough of them were virgins.  So Tender, wanting to collect his bounty, decided to advertise the greatness of Austria on this forum by creating thousands of threads about the country, hoping that some aspect of this mythical country would lure the virgins on this forum to make the trip.  But once an Atlas forum virgin arrives in the country, he'll quickly be taken into custody and handed over to Krampus.  Meanwhile, Tender is laughing his way to the bank.

[Antonio the Sixth]

Associated Press -

We are reporting from the tense nation of LGBTland where an impossible dream has become a nightmare. The breakaway Lesbian Republic, denounced by central authorities in the capital Fabula as an illegal terrorist state, has set militias to attack new government approved settlements, building pop up drag bars and Turkish saunas in defensive clusters. With reports that raving gangs of bisexuals acting as mercenary security forces, chances of a peaceful two state solution are increasingly becoming distant.

[Virginiá]

Context: On a scale of 1-10, rate your social skills?

7

[(Still) muted by Kalwejt until March 31]

Context: On a scale of 1-10, rate your social skills?

7

-Yeah; you're right. I always underrate myself. My guess is it's a 9, at the very least.

[Antonio the Sixth]

BRTD has become the Julian Assange to Kalwejt's HRC. Very sad, especially as this "LarryT" character didn't even post any decent recipes for risotto.

[Antonio the Sixth]

A Just America really sucks as an opposition party

[Xing]

Trump - 55% (-2)
Warren - 39% (+2)

[Mr. Smith]

Game of Thrones got more than 50% in the 3-way battle with The Office and Parks and Rec. The contest ended there. Game of Thrones wins.

This.

And it also had more total votes, I believe.

Compromise: Game of Thrones won the Popular Vote, Parks and Rec won the Electoral College.