The Kalwejt Foundation for the Promotion of Atlas Hilarity

[(Still) muted by Kalwejt until March 31]

Runeghost is probably just a 15-year old kid who gets bullied at school and tries to be #edgy and compensate on Atlas.

So he's basically like a young Jeb Bush.

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

Sanders: Dies, is resurrected by doctors in India, is found to have had his resurrection funded by the BJP
Gabbard: Found to have organized Bernie's resurrection scam with BJP
Booker: Denied Bernie necessary medication to prevent his death from being imported from Canada
Warren: Lies about being Indian to get expedited visa to go to Sanders's resurrection and replace his brain with an abnormal one.
Gillibrand: Discovered to be Hillary Clinton in an elaborate disguise
Kanye: Discovered to be Kanye West, not in disguise.

[Kingpoleon]

As we've learned from someone, being a Muslim is a huge bonus in a Democratic primary:

This thread is stupid but she could absolutely be a serious candidate for president. Not in 2020 but maybe in 2024 after she actually wins an office. Being a Muslim is like +20 bonus points in a Democratic primary. The problem is though there aren't a lot of Muslim politicians, as there just aren't a lot of Muslims, and most of the ones we do have are too fresh off the boat to be taken seriously as politicians. As soon as someone comes along who is Muslim, can speak good English, and hasn't said anything more than vaguely pro-terrorism, the Democrats will beg them to run for president.

So might any candidates try to take advantage of this by converting to Islam? Like by this logic, if say Cory Booker became a Muslim, he'd basically lock the nomination up. 20 bonus points would be hard to top.

You and Famous Mortimer are my two biggest critics. I'm glad to see infighting among my Atlas enemies. Divide et impera.

[The world will shine with light in our nightmare]

My prediction for House Dems net 24 seats

Convenient.

AZ, NV and TX Senate races will get heated because IL, NJ, NY, CA, NV, CO and NM reaffirmed the Latino corridor for Hillary Clinton to get elected president and it was MI, WI, OH, Iowa and PA who have predominately Black minorities in them, not enough Latinos, who did Hillary in. Perhaps, Bernie or Biden could of sured up more union blue collar workers in those states, unlike the baggage of Hillary emails.

[The Other Castro]

My prediction for House Dems net 24 seats

Convenient.

AZ, NV and TX Senate races will get heated because IL, NJ, NY, CA, NV, CO and NM reaffirmed the Latino corridor for Hillary Clinton to get elected president and it was MI, WI, OH, Iowa and PA who have predominately Black minorities in them, not enough Latinos, who did Hillary in. Perhaps, Bernie or Biden could of sured up more union blue collar workers in those states, unlike the baggage of Hillary emails.

Oh boy, I think we're gearing back up to peak OC real soon.

[Filuwaúrdjan]

America's best days are still ahead of it.

This poster's username elevates this post from bleak deadpan to laugh-out-loud hilarious.

Oh wow!

[Goldwater]

But seriously though. This generation is basically the Hitler youth reincarnated. It's just a fact.

[Goldwater]

No. As the greatest country on earth, we must not conform to the ways of lesser countries. The metric system has too much order to it anyways.

[Okay, maybe Mike Johnson is a competent parliamentarian.]

It's not as if the Trump administration doesn't have several hundred empty executive branch positions with no nominees submitted for approval. 

There is no "department of discrimination".

-He could be appointed Deputy Secretary of Education or something like that.

Or he can replace you on Atlas. This still would be a major improvement.

-What do you have against me, anyway, Semon Dye?

Hopefully hard and exculpatory evidence.

I think he met "inculpatory", but...

[The Other Castro]

It's not as if the Trump administration doesn't have several hundred empty executive branch positions with no nominees submitted for approval. 

There is no "department of discrimination".

-He could be appointed Deputy Secretary of Education or something like that.

Or he can replace you on Atlas. This still would be a major improvement.

-What do you have against me, anyway, Semon Dye?

Hopefully hard and exculpatory evidence.

I think he met "inculpatory", but...

Ah whoops. In my defense exculpatory sounded like a harsher word at the time.

[(Still) muted by Kalwejt until March 31]

It's not as if the Trump administration doesn't have several hundred empty executive branch positions with no nominees submitted for approval. 

There is no "department of discrimination".

-He could be appointed Deputy Secretary of Education or something like that.

Or he can replace you on Atlas. This still would be a major improvement.

-What do you have against me, anyway, Semon Dye?

Hopefully hard and exculpatory evidence.

I think he met "inculpatory", but...

Ah whoops. In my defense exculpatory sounded like a harsher word at the time.

-Yeah; I was a bit befuddled by your apparent favoritism towards me.

[Figueira]

Denk wants to ban the word, 'immigrant'. What in tarnation! How about we ban them!

[Mr. Smith]

EHarding
Kingpoleon
Ghost of Ruin
Pbrower

-Come on, man. I'm not even remotely like the other three. Also, Kingpoleon?

I'm bipartisan. Both sides are represented. Let's try and be moderate, okay? 👌🏽

[Chancellor Tanterterg]

Hey, Trump. Hillary said that single payer will never ever happen. Why don't you stick it to her and make it happen?

[heatcharger]

Hey, Trump. Hillary said that single payer will never ever happen. Why don't you stick it to her and make it happen?

The sheer delusion that this post captures is breathtaking.

[Technocracy Timmy]

Hey, Trump. Hillary said that single payer will never ever happen. Why don't you stick it to her and make it happen?

The sheer delusion that this post captures is breathtaking.

Layers of delusion, as Trump's form of "single payer," as cosmically implausible as it is to speak of such a thing, is even less likely to be something that any of us would like much.

e: As I look at that thread it looks as if jfern is catching way too much crap over a post that I have to assume was meant facetiously.

This post from the same discussion is also pretty funny. "Technocratic Timmy" earns his name!

There's absolutely a path forward of working with private insurers to create a multi payer system that covers everybody, has rules in place to protect from price gauging, and enforces a strong individual mandate.

Obviously there's a great deal to be said about the status quo being the best that we can do for now, but it will never and can never achieve truly universal coverage.

There's a great article by the Economist comparing and contrasting Obamacare to the closest analogue to it: The Dutch system. I think it's a great blueprint plan for where we should head in the direction of healthcare: Source.

[Virginiá]

Context: Grassley and Feinsten "grim and rattled" after meeting with Comey

Eh, they're very old people. Being grim and rattlled is in their nature.

[The world will shine with light in our nightmare]

Imho this forum is by far the best place i have ever seen regarding useful and manifold online debates around the world of politics, including a nearly unlimited amount of participants.

Not academical debate rules, ofc, but still better opinions and more evidence-based discussions - besides the usual trolls, which you can find everywhere and which are still more origina herel than on other boards.

[Okay, maybe Mike Johnson is a competent parliamentarian.]

Imho this forum is by far the best place i have ever seen regarding useful and manifold online debates around the world of politics, including a nearly unlimited amount of participants.

Not academical debate rules, ofc, but still better opinions and more evidence-based discussions - besides the usual trolls, which you can find everywhere and which are still more origina herel than on other boards.

I mean, compared to politicalforum.com or the various partisan sites, he's not wrong.

ETA:

Thankfully, actual leadership under Perez will help end the cronyism of the Democratic Party (not sarcastic or ironic).

[Antonio the Sixth]

https://uselectionatlas.org/FORUM/index.php?topic=261037.msg5576936#msg5576936

[Okay, maybe Mike Johnson is a competent parliamentarian.]

This thread is about France, not Austria.

Yes, but they have similar voting patterns.

Please do not delete stuff that don't fit your personal world-view. There's freedom of speech, no matter if you like that fact or not. Don't behave like Islamo-Fascist Erdogan and the likes ... Thx.

[Antonio the Sixth]

Context:

"Thank God." - the woods

[Virginiá]

Well, I was absent some weeks because I was tired of all this hatin' (from the Left towards Trump/GOP) going on. Makes rational discussions and arguments nearly impossible.

...

From page 1 / 10 of Klartext89's posts:

Stop trolling.

You are the fascists, you are the ones having problems with different opinions, you are the ones committing violence against others.

There's no rationality in left "thinking", it's only hypocrisy and total nonsense like telling you are against Anti-Semitism or pro gay but celebrating the takeover of Islam. If it wasn't that sad, I could laugh.

I'm not a hypocrite like most Leftists are, so I would expect "my" (I'm not eligible to become member or affiliated) side to do the same that we expect from the other side of the aisle.

Wow, I've checked the Twitter # and can't believe what I am seeing. Are you ing kidding me? This ist civil war by the Left against everyone who isn't braindead. This "university" Needs to be closed immediateley. That's like an IS/Taliban/Al Quaida camp, domestic terrorism, nothing else.

Defunding is not enough. I would also strongly advide the President to arrest George Soros who is the Financier of this terror.

It's EXACTLY the same thing, but as always it's ok for Leftists, if they do it cause the have "moral reasons" and if it is done to them it is "shameful". Hypocrisy at an unbelieveable level. If you don't want to be treated unfairly, then don't treat the other side unfairly if you are in charge. Very easy.

I doubt that it came from Alaska exclusivly. In my eyes, these are just weasel words.

What amuses me is that two Republican women are trying to bring down a female nominee (after we heard that Trump nominated not enough women).

Btw, I'm watching the Senate Session. It's boring... Now Pocahontas is yelling lol.

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

I won't be disclosing anything, but we've just received the BEST. REPORT. EVER.

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[The world will shine with light in our nightmare]

I won't be disclosing anything, but we've just received the BEST. REPORT. EVER.

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fcking lol