The Kalwejt Foundation for the Promotion of Atlas Hilarity

[🐒Gods of Prosperity🔱🐲💸]

Statistically, the correct answer is Detroit. But Florida's larger cities aren't exactly safe - especially Miami and Orlando. Where I live in Florida has a relatively high crime rate, but it's not too dangerous. In most places you'd feel safe leaving your door unlocked at night. Although in Jacksonville, just a few miles away, I certainly wouldn't advise that.

People do that?

Yes, in fact, the same people who say we should close the border because they love the people inside

I'll go with the LGBT Death Star.

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

friends/family members who normalize Trump

None of my friends have found A such that ∫∫∫|A|² |Ψ_Trump|² r²drsinθdθdϕ=1

[Kingpoleon]

Legitimate question: can you explain what Gamergate was to me in extremely simple terms and how I would have completely missed its existence in 2014?  And why should I care about it today?  Anything I read about it just confuses me more.

I would say:

January 20, 1969-January 21, 1973- The repudiation of cultural liberalism in the 1968 elections (combined with lowering taxes) until the day before the fateful day where the country turned for the worse.

I know, it was tragic that President Johnson died on January 22, 1973.

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

Didn't know Ayatollah Khamenei is such a big fan of Zionism, saying these wonderful things about us...

[Xing]

I'll admit, this one was pretty good.

Better than saying Happy Holidays.

[World politics is up Schmitt creek]

Context

So, they are Tender-style Conservagreens now?

[Oswald Acted Alone, You Kook]

Who was even the last bearded major-party nominee?

Charles Hughes in 1916, maybe?

Full beard, yes. Moustache: Thomas Dewey.

In any case, Trump should bet with Paul Ryan on the outcome of today's vote. And if he loses he should promise to grow a pornstache.

[Antonio the Sixth]

"how we maintained our insurgency while halving our carbon footprint"

"Over 90% of our weaponry is made from recycled American and Soviet equipment."

[Sprouts Farmers Market ✘]

Hopefully UK or Zags are in the last two teams and Zags win, but I had Louisville instead of Kentucky.

Why don't u like Oregon

[The world will shine with light in our nightmare]

Trump's Razor: the stupidest possible scenario that can be reconciled with the available facts is likely correct

[Antonio the Sixth]

What would the alt-centre be? A responsible way to decrease the structural deficit, which was the Jews fault to begin with?

[Modernity has failed us]

Hopefully UK or Zags are in the last two teams and Zags win, but I had Louisville instead of Kentucky.

Why don't u like Oregon

This genuinely made me laugh out loud.

[White Trash]

Context:

We already have one, it's called Atlas.

This is the worst coming out post I have ever seen.

[President of the great nation of 🏳️‍⚧️]

We already have one, it's called Atlas.

This is the worst coming out post I have ever seen.

This gave me a good chuckle

It took context for me, but it checks out.

[Anti-Bothsidesism]

Frankly, given how kids can go through phases, I think it should be illegal for kids to do anything to try to change which gender they appear as (...).

[World politics is up Schmitt creek]

Frankly, given how kids can go through phases, I think it should be illegal for kids to do anything to try to change which gender they appear as (...).

I want to make some sort of joke about the theological and social conservatism of Korean Christianity as a reaction against the more liberal ideas of Japanese Protestant leaders during the occupation, but I don't think anybody other than me would find it funny.

[DC Al Fine]

Frankly, given how kids can go through phases, I think it should be illegal for kids to do anything to try to change which gender they appear as (...).

I want to make some sort of joke about the theological and social conservatism of Korean Christianity as a reaction against the more liberal ideas of Japanese Protestant leaders during the occupation, but I don't think anybody other than me would find it funny.

Try me?

[Sprouts Farmers Market ✘]

"Chris Cocker"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aiqkDm9UoKo

Reported for homophobia

[World politics is up Schmitt creek]

"Your own paycheck" is only your own because the State has built institutions that makes it possible for social parasites like you to accumulate wealth at the expense of everybody else. The State giveth and the State taketh away.

I love it when someone who wants free stuff calls someone who works 60-70 hours a week a "social parasite" - you are the definition of pathetic.

Have you considered unionising?

[World politics is up Schmitt creek]

"Your own paycheck" is only your own because the State has built institutions that makes it possible for social parasites like you to accumulate wealth at the expense of everybody else. The State giveth and the State taketh away.

I love it when someone who wants free stuff calls someone who works 60-70 hours a week a "social parasite" - you are the definition of pathetic.

Have you considered unionising?

Pretty much not funny/amusing in any way.  Socialists have such a weird sub-culture.

Do you really need to comb every thread for any mention of you or any joke people make about you? Isn't it working hours right now?

[World politics is up Schmitt creek]

"Your own paycheck" is only your own because the State has built institutions that makes it possible for social parasites like you to accumulate wealth at the expense of everybody else. The State giveth and the State taketh away.

I love it when someone who wants free stuff calls someone who works 60-70 hours a week a "social parasite" - you are the definition of pathetic.

Have you considered unionising?

Pretty much not funny/amusing in any way.  Socialists have such a weird sub-culture.

Do you really need to comb every thread for any mention of you or any joke people make about you? Isn't it working hours right now?

Just happened to see this here, there was a good shot as you post about me in a significant number of threads... weird obsession buddy.

But on that topic... here's a response that's actually funny, to the same post... 

"Your own paycheck" is only your own because the State has built institutions that makes it possible for social parasites like you to accumulate wealth at the expense of everybody else. The State giveth and the State taketh away.

Suffice it to say that I totally disagree. This type of thinking is creepy, to be honest.

...I don't get it.

[Goldwater]

Name it after this loser.

Excuse me? From the day I was born, I was destined for success. I was brought into this world by a software engineer and a prominent actuary, both of British decent. From the moment that the curtains were raised, I was set to dominate the STEM fields. And because I had guardians that actually cared about me, I flourished. Pretty soon, I was placed into a special school of correspondence, specifically the school for gifted children in Santa Barbara. I not only reached my parent's expectations, but I passed the with flying colors. I had raw talent. I was better. I was surrounded by 6th graders, many from Hong Kong, whom were smarter than half the posters in this website. And now where am I? At Caltech, getting my double BS in Electrical Engineering and Physics, with a Stanford-Binet tested IQ of 147 at age 17.

Get this through your head: I am worth more than your entire goddamn family. I'm smarter than you, better looking than you, taller than you, wealthier than you, and more employable than you. While you type out another comment, I'll be simultaneously working with the brightest minds in the world and fornicating with my beautiful girlfriend. It gets on my nerves when people pretend to be better than me. Know your place. Never, ever use me in your posts again.

[Chancellor Tanterterg]

Name it after this loser.

Excuse me? From the day I was born, I was destined for success. I was brought into this world by a software engineer and a prominent actuary, both of British decent. From the moment that the curtains were raised, I was set to dominate the STEM fields. And because I had guardians that actually cared about me, I flourished. Pretty soon, I was placed into a special school of correspondence, specifically the school for gifted children in Santa Barbara. I not only reached my parent's expectations, but I passed the with flying colors. I had raw talent. I was better. I was surrounded by 6th graders, many from Hong Kong, whom were smarter than half the posters in this website. And now where am I? At Caltech, getting my double BS in Electrical Engineering and Physics, with a Stanford-Binet tested IQ of 147 at age 17.

Get this through your head: I am worth more than your entire goddamn family. I'm smarter than you, better looking than you, taller than you, wealthier than you, and more employable than you. While you type out another comment, I'll be simultaneously working with the brightest minds in the world and fornicating with my beautiful girlfriend. It gets on my nerves when people pretend to be better than me. Know your place. Never, ever use me in your posts again.

This is just an abridged version of something from another site that some D-CA forumite posted the last time someone tried to troll people this way

[Goldwater]

So I missed a meme? Eh, it happens to the best of us.

[RINO Tom]

So I missed a meme? Eh, it happens to the best of us.

Either way, it's a funny post, so you were right in putting it here!