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[Unconditional Surrender Truman]

"I never thought Trump would withdraw from NAFTA!", sobbed the devastated Business-Oriented Republicans who voted for a man who repeatedly promised to withdraw from NAFTA during his campaign.

[Antonio the Sixth]

ACT III
Scene 1

Friends, lawyers, congressmen, lend me your ears;
I come to bury Trumpcare, not to praise it.
The evil that laws do lives after them;
The good is oft interred with their bones;
So let it be with Trumpcare. The noble Ryan
Hath told you Donald was ambitious:
If it were so, it were a grievous fault,
And grievously hath Donald answer'd it.
Here, under leave of Ryan and the rest —
For Ryan is an honorable man;
So are they all, all honorable men —
Come I to speak at Trumpcare's funeral.
It was a bill, bigly and promising:
But Ryan says it was ambitious;
And Ryan is an honorable man.
It would throw many millions from their care
Whose premiums our donors' pockets fill:
Did this in Trumpcare seem ambitious?
When the people hath died, Trumpcare hath laughed:
Ambition should be made of sterner stuff:
Yet Ryan says it was ambitious;
And Ryan is an honorable man.
You all did see that by the hundredth day
We thrice presented them a bigly bill
Which they did thrice refuse: was this ambition?
Yet Ryan says it was ambitious;
And, sure, he is an honorable man.
I speak not to disprove what Ryan spoke,
But here I am to speak what I do know.
You did elect him once, not without cause:
What cause withholds you, then, to vote with him?
O judgement! thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men hath lost their reason. Bear with me;
My heart is in the coffin there with Trumpcare;
And I must pause 'til it come back to me.

[Grumpier Than Thou]

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Can you speak in English please

I have been asking you to do this as well.

[Okay, maybe Mike Johnson is a competent parliamentarian.]

There's no life in this world without death. Likewise, there's no love in this world without hate.

Oh great, as if we needed another HOT TAKE specialist in a thread like this.

Actually, if this take remains hot 2,500 years later, then Heraclitus has been vindicated once and for all.

[The world will shine with light in our nightmare]

Life begins at conception, but Eve was never an unborn baby, so God presumably changed chromosomes at the time He created her.

[🐒Gods of Prosperity🔱🐲💸]

https://uselectionatlas.org/FORUM/index.php?topic=262830.0

[RINO Tom]

I would say that there is a lot more overlap between the two groups than people seem to think

And when you meet someone who is really both, you realize that they are one of the worst people on the planet.

*cough*BRTD*cough*

BRTD wishes he were either

[Okay, maybe Mike Johnson is a competent parliamentarian.]

I'm tempted to post this in the simple truths thread but it's too subjective so I'm posting it here. pbrower really does have his moments.

But Carter would end up with problems that he could not solve, and for which Ronald Reagan offered solutions; also, the states were shifting in their partisan allegiance, but to the detriment of Jimmy Carter. Maybe not the solutions that many Americans would not have liked at the time, but the 1984 election suggested that Reagan did a lot of things right, like lowering many Americans' expectations. Oh, you have a college degree and you hate your job in retail or fast food, but your low pay even worse? There is a solution -- take another such job to supplement your meager earnings, and always remember to show that moronic "Delighted to serve you!" smile! People taking second jobs that they hated as much as their ill-paid first jobs solved lots of economic problems. 

Happy May Day, everyone.

[Since I'm the mad scientist proclaimed by myself]

What did Mark Zuckerberg do to everybody to make them act like he's evil?

https://www.facebook.com/

[Bacon King]

[Edu]

To be fair, I took that from someone that posted it in 2010-2011

[The world will shine with light in our nightmare]

[FEMA Camp Administrator]

All I know is that Ollie Stone's movie was fascinatingly unpersuasive at proving that gay Republicans were the ones who actually masterminded the assassination and that they framed Oswald.

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

Sparky, you are asking the wrong people here.  You should PM Inks for dating advice, since he is the Atlas forum guru on that subject:

https://uselectionatlas.org/FORUM/index.php?topic=57822.0

[Okay, maybe Mike Johnson is a competent parliamentarian.]

I think there are some similarities, simply because purism vs. pragmatism and experience vs. outsider battles are common among all parties, whether R/D or third party.

That said, John McAfee = Scott Walker is one of the weirdest comparisons you could have made.

[Mr. Smith]

A lottery ticket will either win or it won't. Buy a ticket and you have a 50/50 chance of winning the lottery.

[Mr. Smith]

Wow, Spark's thread is on a role, first BRTD, now this:

[Mr. Morden]

Wow, Spark's thread is on a role, first BRTD, now this:

She made an updated version that's more readable in the bottom right:

[Antonio the Sixth]

This. Is. Beautiful.

[Okay, maybe Mike Johnson is a competent parliamentarian.]

I think the 2017 UK snap election is like 2001. A bit boring, which could hurt voter turnout. Voters may be apathetic and say, "Tories will win again, yawn, I'll stay home, it doesn't matter, May, Corbyn, they are all the same".

[This account no longer in use.]

He's an annoying a**, who thinks he can do whatever he wants and constantly deletes my posts.

Dave, plz remove this wannabe-dictator. He's certainly not competent enough to be a mod.

Thx.

[Figueira]

[This account no longer in use.]

I don't get it

[Antonio the Sixth]

I don't get it

Look at PA, MI and WI.

[Mr. Smith]

Good people don't join the U.S. Border Guard.

Good people don't decide to become police officers.