The Kalwejt Foundation for the Promotion of Atlas Hilarity

[RINO Tom]

This is not funny. It's disgusting.

We're so stupid in Iowa that we have the nation's best public schools.

[RINO Tom]

So I missed a meme? Eh, it happens to the best of us.

Either way, it's a funny post, so you were right in putting it here!

[RINO Tom]

Check out the meeting of minds between Shadows and Computer89:

https://uselectionatlas.org/FORUM/index.php?topic=262381.25

Honestly, my favorite part about that is Computer89 capitalized "Partisan" in "Partisan hack" in the middle of a sentence.  Gotta rewrite that code.

[RINO Tom]

I would say that there is a lot more overlap between the two groups than people seem to think

And when you meet someone who is really both, you realize that they are one of the worst people on the planet.

*cough*BRTD*cough*

BRTD wishes he were either

[RINO Tom]

Jeff Sessions is the next Confederate monument that should be taken down.

That's Jefferson Beauregard Sessions III to you, buddyboy.

FTFY

[RINO Tom]

http://forsetti.tumblr.com/post/153181757500/on-rural-america-understanding-isnt-the-problem

Someone who has a lot more experience with white rural america then you.

As someone who has a lot more experience with white rural American than you, I can assure you that that article is bullsh1t.

It's hyperbolic, but it gets at the fact that there is a pretty big information bubble in many of these places. It was obviously colored by the experience of its writer (growing up in a white rural area).

http://forsetti.tumblr.com/post/153181757500/on-rural-america-understanding-isnt-the-problem

Someone who has a lot more experience with white rural america then you.

...

Never call yourself a "leftist" ever again.

Leftism isn't about who you think you can convince to vote for you.

But it is, in literally all its forms, about egalitarian ideas and helping the least fortunate/striving for a more equal society.  Ridiculing some of the less fortunate areas of the country and writing them off is antithetical to leftism.

[RINO Tom]

those ungrateful Europeans who want to live of American money deserve that blasting . They all should pay their fare share or either agree to be cut off completely from America or they should agree to Do what ever America tells them too without opposition.

Do I even want to click On the thread two See what he is talking about.

[RINO Tom]

Yes, I watch sports and was a Cubs and Cavs and Packers fan. However, since moving to the Sunbelt like CA, I am a Raiders, Dubs and Dodgers fan.

I hate to have to explain a joke, but there are just so many levels here this is some peak content.

>Changing allegiances
>San Francisco=Sunbelt
>Switching the favourite NBA team between the only two legitimate NBA teams that actually exist
>The Raiders will not even play in California in one year, and that was selected as the new favourite team with this knowledge despite three other options existing

I'm probably missing some more jokes in this because this is just so well written it blows my mind.

I would not put it past OC that he was actually just trying to type "Cubs" again and snuck a "D" in there on accident.

[RINO Tom]

An Sicilan Italian resident, or older Jewish voter living in Sarasota FL

True. An underrated factor in Schumer's success is winning the key New York areas of Sarasota, Florida, and Sicily, Italy.

[RINO Tom]

LOL, ranking 5 different Mitt Romneys made me LOL pretty hard.

FF.

1. 1994
2. 2002
3. 2016
4. 2012
5. 2008

[RINO Tom]

I might be the only one who finds this funny, but...

Context: Would Sanders win Iowa?

Doubt it.  Trump held up extremely well with Iowa's suburban voters[...]

Likely true, but I am going to go meet up with my friends instead of taking the time to post it in that simple truths thread or whatever, LOL.  Happy Fourth!

[RINO Tom]

Do we have to have a thread for everything?

This is big news. It should be moved to US General Discussion, if anything.

[RINO Tom]

Didn't have to go far, haha:

Because my profile says female, straight boys have a certain imagination of what the outside of me already looks like by extension if they aren't long-time posters. An eye opening experience on male privilege.

[RINO Tom]

Context:

WI, MI, Pa and VA 279 blue wall Cory Booker can hold onto

[RINO Tom]

Not sure that this is really "comedy goldmine" material as such, but we need a "WTF mine" for this particular poster.  Keep in mind that the topic was "What was the worst day of your life?":

09/11/01 Crashing of Dot com Bubble with Enron Reelected Dubya over Kerry-Edwards 2004, but with Gephardt, Kerry would have stood a better chance in debates

09/15/08 Crashing of Stock Market elected Barack Obama

09/19/15 Death of Mom caused homelessness, Hospitals were cutting funding for terminally ill in 2015, which ushered in a GOP wave in 2014, due to Obamacare

09/22/16 Move to California, which has better job opportunities than Illinois

Oh my God, hahahaha; this had me in tears.

[RINO Tom]

FWIW, she's 38, that's pre-menopause. Biologically she's in an age range that men would still find many women attractive, as she's still capable of breeding. That said I don't find her anything special.

I read this in Dennis Reynolds' voice.

[RINO Tom]

Henry Clay supported infrastructure. Josef Stalin supported infrastructure. Seems pretty cut and dry.

[RINO Tom]

Context:

I'm pretty sure you're political compass operates on a Z axis, so I have no idea.

[RINO Tom]

^ Yep. And Jim Hood, if you're reading this, you have my Enthusiastic Endorsement if you choose to run.

The capitalization of "Enthusiastic Endorsement" was an amazing cherry on top of this hilarious post.

[RINO Tom]

I don't know why Wulfric responding to this made me laugh so hard, but in general his demeanor with regard to current political events is maybe the funniest part of this site.

As promised, with the mandate repeal now being included, I withdraw my endorsement of the Senate Bill and urge all Senators to oppose it.

You do know that nobody cares, right?

Yes

[RINO Tom]

This thread is basically just "type RINO Tom or Santander."

[RINO Tom]

^ That was amazing.

[RINO Tom]

LOL, might be my Saturday buzz, but this made me LOL:

You're one lucky bastard, RINOTom.

Oh please, I would consider myself very unlucky if I had a skinny blonde girl wrapped around my arm.

Send ‘em on ovah.

[RINO Tom]

http://fox17online.com/2018/03/05/the-worlds-last-male-northern-white-rhino-is-on-death-watch/

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Hang in there, Tom.

[RINO Tom]

One of the funniest posts in a while.  Context:

She's supporting a fellow angry woman.