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Mike Myers has had it coming for a while, tbh.

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Aside of everything else, it was really cheap.

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In the words of the Hon. Judge Chamberlain Haller of Beechum County: "you've both made your point".

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http://www.clickhole.com/article/speech-was-written-president-nixon-deliver-if-astr-3908

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James Buchanan: 1.41 Stars

what?!  Buchanan at the bottom?  Are you just anti-gay?  I call racism!!!

Buchanan is the boss.  Here there's a Buchanan park, a Buchanan dog park, a Buchanan street, guided tours to the Buchanan mansion (Wheatland), a Buchanan brewery, and once a year the Lancaster Barnstormers have a home game with a Buchanan bobble-head doll to the first one thousand fans to enter Clipper Magazine stadium.  I'm not making this stuff up. 

I don't personally have a Buchanan bobble-head in my possession because I never get to the games early--I'm lucky if we can get there before the first pitch; usually it's the bottom of the first or the top of the second inning when we arrive--but I have seen and spoken with the James Buchanan actor that's always in attendance at the games.  He's a local lawyer and a big Buchanan fan. 

I don't know where you are getting your polling data from, but Buchanan is a big hero in angus country.

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Tender Branson, please see a psychiatrist about your rampant sexual insecurity.

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I support a total and complete shutdown of memes in the US until we can figure out what the hell is going on.

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Somebody in school convinced me his dad worked for mi6 doing top secret Iraq work, and that Hussein had people looking for his dad. I was duly impressed. (His dad actually worked for the borough councils planning department which is pretty much the same thing).

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Do Austrians sacrifice virgins to Krampus?

No wonder they're trying to lose their viginity ASAP.

My question is: do they have to be female virgins, and do they have to be Austrian?

Maybe Tender is trying to set some sort of trap for all the male virgins on this board.  The sexual revolution has finally reached Austria, and so the number of virgins left in the country is dwindling.  In a state of panic, the Austrian government has resorted to paying Austrian internet users a fee to recruit foreign virgins to the country.  They tried letting in a bunch of refugees, but not enough of them were virgins.  So Tender, wanting to collect his bounty, decided to advertise the greatness of Austria on this forum by creating thousands of threads about the country, hoping that some aspect of this mythical country would lure the virgins on this forum to make the trip.  But once an Atlas forum virgin arrives in the country, he'll quickly be taken into custody and handed over to Krampus.  Meanwhile, Tender is laughing his way to the bank.

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Sanders: Dies, is resurrected by doctors in India, is found to have had his resurrection funded by the BJP
Gabbard: Found to have organized Bernie's resurrection scam with BJP
Booker: Denied Bernie necessary medication to prevent his death from being imported from Canada
Warren: Lies about being Indian to get expedited visa to go to Sanders's resurrection and replace his brain with an abnormal one.
Gillibrand: Discovered to be Hillary Clinton in an elaborate disguise
Kanye: Discovered to be Kanye West, not in disguise.

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I won't be disclosing anything, but we've just received the BEST. REPORT. EVER.

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friends/family members who normalize Trump

None of my friends have found A such that ∫∫∫|A|² |Ψ_Trump|² r²drsinθdθdϕ=1

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Didn't know Ayatollah Khamenei is such a big fan of Zionism, saying these wonderful things about us...

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Hi guys, I have a really interesting question that you won't have heard before.

Would you say the system of goverenment in the USA is:
a) a monarchy
b) a republic
c) a confederation

Please explain your reasoning in less than 500 words.

thank you

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Haha, thanks for reminding me of that particular classis.

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Trump loves the 'negro community

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Montenegro is not even old enough to be a member of this forum, much less of NATO.

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Crabcake, I love you(r contributions)

The moderator's decision is intriguing in light of the precedent set on Zell Am See local council where just five months ago Klaus Hüberford (SPO) found himself accused of similar sexual offences. He was taken off the list in the upcoming municipal elections and will not be allowed to march in the local parade.


How to bake a cake.

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Her influence being boosted by the administration is not too unlike the daughter of the ÖVP Governor of Salzburg accused of ethical violations in doing so. Still both are bangable.

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I think it's indicative that Sessions needs a political geography lesson about what actually constitutes American territory. Any day now I'm expecting this administration to vow to crack down on the illegals flowing in from Puerto Rico.

It's not entirely his fault. During the time that Sessions matriculated, the United States still had yet to acquire Hawaii.

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Today at 12:12:50 pm
in Re: Andrew Jackson was a...
by True Federalist

I think one thing Winfield and I can agree on is that Andy was not a Federalist.

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Sparky, you are asking the wrong people here.  You should PM Inks for dating advice, since he is the Atlas forum guru on that subject:

https://uselectionatlas.org/FORUM/index.php?topic=57822.0

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Beetposting.

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She gave this country so much, wasted her entire adult life on it, and this is how she is thanked.  Hillary is too good for America.  She's the leader America needs, but not the one it deserves.  So she'll be attacked and disparaged, but she can take it.  She's a silent guardian, our watchful protector.

I always liked Green Line's "Hillary fan" act. Well done.

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It's not trolling. The idea that they just bought a house to live in for a couple of years while their daughter finishes school is BS. It means they intend to be at a minimum be part-time DC residents over the next decade or so.

Would you want to move back to a city where Rahm Emanuel is mayor and there are dozens of shootings every weekend?