Ask the next poster anything

[KingSweden]

Twenty cubic yards.

If a male, how long is your penis in nanometers

[JustinTimeCuber]

tremendous

on a scale of 1-10 how crazy are you

[President Punxsutawney Phil]

9 (because I am obsessed with PUXATANI PHIL)

Have you ever seen Fairly Oddparents?

[President of the great nation of 🏳️‍⚧️]

I was born in 2001, the odds against me not having ever watched it are staggering. (read: Yes)

Ever watch Quantum Leap?

[KingSweden]

Yes, it was terrible.

Team Jacob or Team Edward

[Since I'm the mad scientist proclaimed by myself]

Team screw twilight.

Do you support accountability?

[Crumpets]

Yes. For everyone but myself, of course.

Most underrated Atlas poster?

[heatcharger]

Honestly? Maybe you. Perhaps PNM and TD are pretty underrated as well. Gass3268, Castro, and RogueBeaver also deserve some more props for the amount of good content they post.

Most overrated Atlas poster?

[JustinTimeCuber]

Eharding. Even given how much everyone hates him he's still overrated

On a scale of 1-10, how much does special relativity confuse you?

[muon2]

Eharding. Even given how much everyone hates him he's still overrated

On a scale of 1-10, how much does special relativity confuse you?

Not at all. It's a perfectly natural result if one assumes that the laws of physics look the same to everyone.

If the groundhog predicted 6 more weeks of winter, and the last week of February is full of record highs, does that mean the groundhog got it wrong?

[President Punxsutawney Phil]

Probably not. however, HOW DARE YOU DEFAME PUXATANI PHIL. (jk)

Is lasagna good?

[JustinTimeCuber]

Eharding. Even given how much everyone hates him he's still overrated

On a scale of 1-10, how much does special relativity confuse you?

Not at all.

Bullsh*t.
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[Since I'm the mad scientist proclaimed by myself]

It's okay.

Are you in love?

[JustinTimeCuber]

LMFAO

What's your opinion on Bernie Sanders on a scale of 1-10, 1 being HP and 10 being FF

[Since I'm the mad scientist proclaimed by myself]

2 or 3

Have you ever had a bout of nihilistic depression?

[JustinTimeCuber]

every minute of my life

What's your opinion on Bernie Sanders Donald Trump on a scale of 1-10, 1 being HP and 10 being FF

[Since I'm the mad scientist proclaimed by myself]

-15

How late do you normally stay up?

[JustinTimeCuber]

It's 11:30PM and I don't feel like going to bed for at least 45 minutes

What's your opinion on Bernie Sanders Donald Trump Jason Kander on a scale of 1-10, 1 being HP and 10 being FF

[(Still) muted by Kalwejt until March 31]

3. He's in Schumer's camp, but unlikely to be totally disgusting (though he certainly could be!).

Did you predict Trump's victory?

[Since I'm the mad scientist proclaimed by myself]

No.

Who are you?

[JustinTimeCuber]

I am mostly human

What would your reaction be if tomorrow you wake up and you are the opposite biological sex but the same gender? (if you're trans interpret this question however you want)

[Mr. Smith]

No idea, couldn't tell you anything unless that did happen.

Can you drive stick?

[Crumpets]

Yep!

Craziest thing you've ever done to impress someone?

[muon2]

Eharding. Even given how much everyone hates him he's still overrated

On a scale of 1-10, how much does special relativity confuse you?

Not at all.

Bullsh*t.
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No BS here. Try me sometime, it's really no harder than algebra. Einstein's relativity has been central to my research for almost 40 years, and I've taught the subject for over 20 years.

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[Enduro]

That's not a question

"Your opinion of" is definitively a question.

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You didn't say that; you said "opinion of", implying that you were commanding me to give you my opinion.

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Do you need an explicit "Enduro, I'm asking you..." to get the memo?

/skip/

No, I just used the excuse to not answer your question, and still play the game.

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