Trump skipping White House Correspondents Dinner

[Absentee Voting Ghost of Ruin]

Roflmao. Trumplethinskin is such an obvious cowardly chickenpoop its pathetically funny.

[Absentee Voting Ghost of Ruin]

They should just get Alec Baldwin in character in his place. Or maybe a cardboard cutout. Maybe Hillary Clinton. What would annoy him most?

A chicken with a golden hamster on its head?

[Absentee Voting Ghost of Ruin]

They need to get Alec Baldwin to go instead.

I'm sure the wife beater and horrible child abusing father volunteered.

The whole thread is about the fact that he's boycotting it, but too chicken to say so (because it would make him look even more petty, stupid and cowardly).

[Absentee Voting Ghost of Ruin]

My mom has a theory about this that he's skipping the dinner to personally fly somewhere and kill some supervillain to try to out-do Obama in 2011.

It would be awesome if Trump personally killed the only super-villain threatening the US right now. Not that I think the cowardly dictator has it in him, or even owns a gun. (Though I suppose there are other ways he could do it.)

[Absentee Voting Ghost of Ruin]

from WH Correspondents Association: "WH informed WHCA this evening WH staff won't attend Correspondents’ Dinner out of solidarity w/Trump"
https://twitter.com/JohnJHarwood/status/846870966898774016

I hope someone remembered to inform the White House staff that they'll be "showing solidarity"with the Carotene Catastrophe.