Why did God say: Let us give Satan to mankind?

[Okay, maybe Mike Johnson is a competent parliamentarian.]

Why do you, a ~Gnostic Christian~, care?

[Okay, maybe Mike Johnson is a competent parliamentarian.]

You know that Satan appears in the Bible and is consistently referred to as male, right?

[Okay, maybe Mike Johnson is a competent parliamentarian.]

It would be better if our bodies gave us an itch instead of pain or suffering.

No it wouldn't. Read A Canticle for Leibowitz.

[Okay, maybe Mike Johnson is a competent parliamentarian.]

People inflict minor pain on themselves to get rid of itches all the time. I, at least, wouldn't choose an ineradicable itch over even major pain.

Anyway, this is a pointless digression from the topic of an asinine thread.

[Okay, maybe Mike Johnson is a competent parliamentarian.]

People inflict minor pain on themselves to get rid of itches all the time. I, at least, wouldn't choose an ineradicable itch over even major pain.

Anyway, this is a pointless digression from the topic of an asinine thread.

Yes it was because no one said the itch was ineradicable.

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DL

No one said the pain was ineradicable either.

Again, this is pointless.

[Okay, maybe Mike Johnson is a competent parliamentarian.]

Regardless, if walking half a mile gave the same results as walking a mile then the walker has wasted the time it took to walk the extra half mile when he could have been, let's say, working on his upper body.

Greatest I am: confirmed curlbro.

Have the mods run an IP check to see if he's Liftwieghts34/Mike the Trainer?