Poll: Only 3% of Austrian women are still virgins
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Tender Branson
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« on: March 03, 2017, 01:51:06 PM »

I'm currently reading the results of a huge poll called "Women Health Check 2017", commissioned by the Pharma group GYNIAL, which has some interesting results:

Most Austrian women had sex for the first time with 16 years.

Also:

52% of those polled are already mothers.
13% want children (most of them between 26-30 years)
  8% don't know
  1% are currently pregnant
  4% are unable to get kids
22% want no kids

http://meinungsraum.at/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/FINAL-Mediengespraech-Pr%C3%A4sentation-23Feb-Gynial.pdf

1000 women between 18-65 were questioned.
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« Reply #1 on: March 03, 2017, 02:37:30 PM »

Tender Branson, please see a psychiatrist about your rampant sexual insecurity.
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« Reply #2 on: March 03, 2017, 02:59:50 PM »

I'm convinced Tender had spend countless hours looking through the web to find something that would enable him to make a thread with words such as "sex" and "virgin".
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« Reply #3 on: March 03, 2017, 04:12:58 PM »

that 3%, of course, have met Tender Branson
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« Reply #4 on: March 03, 2017, 04:21:55 PM »

Tender is behind all the rapes in Austria and just blames it on migrants so he has a convenient scapegoat
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« Reply #5 on: March 03, 2017, 05:36:45 PM »

Why would you post this?
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« Reply #6 on: March 03, 2017, 06:08:39 PM »

Tender, seek help immediately.
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« Reply #7 on: March 03, 2017, 06:23:14 PM »

Tender Branson, please see a psychiatrist about your rampant sexual insecurity.
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« Reply #8 on: March 03, 2017, 06:45:27 PM »

Tender is behind all the rapes in Austria and just blames it on migrants so he has a convenient scapegoat

Or maybe he's suffering from multiple personalities disorder. At day he's Tender Branson, your regular, unassuming Austrian dude. But at night he's transforming into a fearsome refugee-turned-rapist Tawfik Branson who, due to his ability to cross the country back in forth in just 24 hours, is taken for a gang?
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« Reply #9 on: March 03, 2017, 08:36:36 PM »

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« Reply #10 on: March 04, 2017, 12:20:09 AM »

This would be more interesting if this were about which country has the most virgins.
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Tender Branson
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« Reply #11 on: March 04, 2017, 01:16:36 AM »

Don't be so prude.

It's OK to post a poll like this.
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« Reply #12 on: March 04, 2017, 02:11:55 AM »

"Prude" isn't an adjective.
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« Reply #13 on: March 04, 2017, 05:15:38 AM »

Don't be so prude.

It's OK to post a poll like this.

Not on the board I'm moderating. It's an off-topic stuff at best, not policy discussion.
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« Reply #14 on: March 04, 2017, 07:29:37 AM »

Tender is behind all the rapes in Austria and just blames it on migrants so he has a convenient scapegoat
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« Reply #15 on: March 04, 2017, 03:13:42 PM »

So?
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« Reply #16 on: March 04, 2017, 09:20:42 PM »

I am now looking up "Austrian Virgins" on Google to verify this claim............
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« Reply #17 on: March 04, 2017, 09:34:04 PM »

Do Austrians sacrifice virgins to Krampus?
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« Reply #18 on: March 05, 2017, 02:54:06 AM »

I'm currently reading the results of a huge poll called "Women Health Check 2017", commissioned by the Pharma group GYNIAL, which has some interesting results:

Most Austrian women had sex for the first time with 16 years.

Also:

52% of those polled are already mothers.
13% want children (most of them between 26-30 years)
  8% don't know
  1% are currently pregnant
  4% are unable to get kids
22% want no kids

http://meinungsraum.at/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/FINAL-Mediengespraech-Pr%C3%A4sentation-23Feb-Gynial.pdf

1000 women between 18-65 were questioned.

dat +9 gap Sad
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« Reply #19 on: March 05, 2017, 09:50:36 AM »

Tender, I think you should make it your life's mission to protect that 3% from the refugee hordes.
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« Reply #20 on: March 05, 2017, 12:45:56 PM »

WTF is this thread?
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« Reply #21 on: March 05, 2017, 01:42:38 PM »

Do Austrians sacrifice virgins to Krampus?


No wonder they're trying to lose their viginity ASAP.
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« Reply #22 on: March 05, 2017, 02:10:38 PM »

Do Austrians sacrifice virgins to Krampus?


No wonder they're trying to lose their viginity ASAP.

My question is: do they have to be female virgins, and do they have to be Austrian?

Maybe Tender is trying to set some sort of trap for all the male virgins on this board.  The sexual revolution has finally reached Austria, and so the number of virgins left in the country is dwindling.  In a state of panic, the Austrian government has resorted to paying Austrian internet users a fee to recruit foreign virgins to the country.  They tried letting in a bunch of refugees, but not enough of them were virgins.  So Tender, wanting to collect his bounty, decided to advertise the greatness of Austria on this forum by creating thousands of threads about the country, hoping that some aspect of this mythical country would lure the virgins on this forum to make the trip.  But once an Atlas forum virgin arrives in the country, he'll quickly be taken into custody and handed over to Krampus.  Meanwhile, Tender is laughing his way to the bank.
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« Reply #23 on: March 06, 2017, 12:36:50 AM »

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« Reply #24 on: March 06, 2017, 12:38:48 AM »

Don't be so prude.

It's OK to post a poll like this.

It would be easier if you hadn't such a long established record of creepy misogyny in your posts.
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