https://www.youtube.com/embed/2wHDOC2pOzAI’ve started it. Only you can finish it. If you agree with this platform below, vote for me. If you have your disagreements, vote for me anyway. I am the perfect candidate for the Northern Assembly with present circumstances and conditions as they are. I will listen to all those I represent, and will be a true champion for their freedom against every form of tyranny and oppression of our citizens.
Jobs: Atlasia needs jobs. And we’ve gotta encourage jobs; we’ve really, really gotta encourage them. Monstrosities such as paid family and paid sick leave –and they’re total monstrosities, by the way, total monstrosities- only destroy jobs, weaken economic growth, and completely unfairly infringe on employers’ freedoms. What, we gonna declare businesses gotta pay their workers $500 an hour and twelve months’ vacation? Not happening. That’s only gonna destroy jobs, not create ‘em. We gotta create jobs, folks, we really gotta do it, and we’re not gonna do it by placing onerous mandates on businesses. And we’re definitely gonna create jobs if you elect me to the Northern Assembly- believe me, folks, believe me. Government’s gonna get out of the way when I’m around.
Regulation: When I get elected to the Northern Assembly –and it’s a when, my Northerners, it’s not an if, it’s a when- I’m going to scrutinize every single regulation that has been passed by the Assembly and look carefully –very, very carefully, folks, I’m a careful person, believe me, folks, believe me- and regulation’s gonna be reduced, and business is gonna soar, believe me, business is gonna come flowing to the Northern region. We’re gonna attract jobs, folks, not repel them so they all move to the South or whatever they’re calling the West these days.
The budget: Look, folks, we got a 700 billion dolla debt. Seven hundred billion dollars. Does that sound sane to you? Now, look, I understand the necessity of debt as much as anyone –you got to use it sometimes. But look, folks, 700 billion dollas –I mean, that’s nuts. And we’re paying 20 billion in interest per year. How incompetent are our leaders? And we’re going to remove taxes, folks, we’re gonna remove taxes. Look at the budget. We got a cannabis tax that hardly raises any revenue, we got a new automobile purchase tax (a horrendous tax, by the way, horrendous), that’s also just as useless –and a big honkin’ property tax that raises the bulk of the revenue. When I get elected to the Northern Assembly, I’m gonna support eliminating the cannabis tax, gonna support eliminating the new auto tax, and I’m gonna support cutting property taxes, too (but only as long as spending is cut by the same rate the tax rate is decreased). When I get into the Northern Assembly, we’re going to have small government folks –small government, one that doesn’t abuse your tax dollas like it does today. And we’re gonna have a different, better taxation system folks, we’re gonna have different taxes, taxes that boost regional vitality. See below for details.
Transgender Rights Act: Supportive of it only so far as it does not relate to bathrooms. Allowing those who, by all biological facts, are men, into women’s bathrooms is completely unjustified.
Family values: The family being a cornerstone of all civilized society, the doom of this institution will bring doom to all Atlasia –total doom, by the way, total doom- and, consequently, the Lincoln region –not good folks, not good. Its prosperity is essential –totally essential, though vastly insufficient, of course, for continued Northern strength. We’re gonna have strength; folks, we’re gonna have it. Consequently, I do support creating a special tax to be levied on unmarried people over 23 and under 65, based on the amount they spend on goods and services. We’re not gonna punish wealth creation, folks, we’re not gonna do it. Not when I’m around, at least –we’re going to promote population expansion, not contraction. Many of our states are losing their best and brightest, they really are –what a disaster. Not gonna happen under my watch. And we’re certainly not gonna punish family building like we’re doing now with crippling property taxes –I mean, they’re absurd, folks, completely absurd.
Immigration: I firmly support cooperating with Federal law enforcement to root out illegal migrants who try to turn our country into a mere colony.
Regional Anthem: I oppose the regional anthem due to its promotion of toxic sectionalism in place of promoting harmony between the various regions of Atlasia.
Official primate: I strongly support Harambe as the northern region’s official primate.
Official flower: I am strongly opposed to having the Mountain Laurel as the official flower of the northern region as it is not found in Michigan and Wisconsin, and would easily make a better official flower of the South than of the North due to its distribution.
Freeze Peach: I strongly support the Freeze Peach of all Atlasians (including that of myself and a great fellow Northerner, too Famous for discussion) to espouse what they believe, whether Communist or anarcho-capitalist, and even neoconservative –and I’m not a fan of those last ones, by the way, not a fan.
Welfare: I will be the strongest champion against abuse of the welfare state in the Northern Assembly.
Weapons: I support the repeal of the prohibition of weapons on college campuses.
Education: I oppose the Aide to Children and Teens in its entirety. I generally oppose boosting education expenditures without cause. I am a strong supporter of the promotion of engineering, mathematical, and technical education in our schools. We’re spending way much on education, folks –the Koreans –look at the Koreans, folks, just look at ‘em –spend far, far less than we do, and they’re getting better results, folks, even after you remove the cheaters, of which there are far more over there. And there’s no point to teaching foreign languages in schools, by the way –that’s abundantly clear to anyone watching. When we’ll be great, everyone’s gonna learn English for us.
Crime: We need to be tough on crime, folks, tough on crime. Our inner cities are a disgrace. And I totally support punishing police officers who abuse the people, folks, totally support. Definitely favor a more equitable police presence in our inner cities, 100%. That’s where the crime is, anyway.
Pensions –I am opposed to cutting pensions. Welfare should be cut first, followed by education, health, and transport.
Daylight Saving Time: Am opposed to it.
Abortion: Am opposed to abortion restrictions that are clearly contrary to the health of the mother or are discriminatory against the able. Supportive of all others.
Sodomy and drugs: I support deciding the legality of these by referendum.
Privacy: Am strongly supportive of Section 11 of the Northern Constitution.
Justices of the Supreme Court: I strictly oppose legislation from the bench and I shall support justices in the mold of Scalia and Thomas –great heroes, those folks, great heroes.
Referenda: I strongly support the expansion of the initiative and the referendum, as the truest way of the will of the people to express itself, as when they initiated the throwing off of the tyrannous yoke of the perfidious Brussels institutions on that great day in Summer 2016.
General philosophy: I’m not gonna vote for a bill unless I know what’s in it. Isn’t that logical, folks? My default position to all bills shall be “no”; and it will require firm reason –man’s only guide star –to persuade me otherwise.
Please suggest necessary revisions to this document as you see fit. I will listen, but cannot guarantee all suggestions will be seen by me as good ones. I am here to represent you, the Northern people.
