If you were ran for President

[Santander]

I am not old enough.

The OP didn't ask if you ran today. In fact, there's not even a Presidential election right now.

[Since I'm the mad scientist proclaimed by myself]

That really depends on what happens in my life between now and when I theoretically run. So many ways my life and mind could go, the map could easily look anywhere from this to this. I just don't have the information to tell.

My current self? Might win a delegate in California if I'm incredibly lucky.

[Coolface Sock #42069]

I don't have the people skills and wouldn't really be into it, so not well.

Maybe I'd do better than Lindsey Graham.

[FEMA Camp Administrator]

I could probably develop a motley coalition of Very Serious People and the types who fawn over the forgotten voter before  being derided as a "socialist" by "conservative" radio and fetching only 12% in New Hampshire Primary before being forced to drop out. If I raised enough campaign funds, I could pay off student loan debt.

[Clyde1998]

Not well, and I'm ineligible.

[Enduro]

Not well, and I'm ineligible.

Decided to hijack the chain again because someone complained.

[White Trash]

I'd do as well as Jim Webb.

[Mr. Smith]

Atm, I'd go nowhere...Jim Webb would look better.

But who knows, still got 11 years on me.

[Reaganfan]

They'd call me orange, say I was an idiot, a bigot, a fascist.

[JA]

I'd win so bigly