Dave's Existence

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

View #1

You do realize that Dave is a myth, don't you?

View #2

I'm a deist on this. Dave exists or, at the very least, existed at some point and made this forum. Then, he decided he just doesn't give a flip and have better things to do than attend to the local losers.

View #3

Bunch of heathens. Dave is real, He has a plan, and He will return in due time to judge us all, punish the trolls with permabans, and reward good posters with an eternity of beautiful precinct-level election maps.

View #4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ

[JustinTimeCuber]

Most likely 1, but I like to believe 3. I put 2 as a matter of compromise. As for 4, f*** you.

[FairBol]

2.  All hail the almighty Dave!! LOL

[Crumpets]

As a secular humanist, I believe that regardless of Dave's existence, we have the power within ourselves to participate in and run Atlas morally and fruitfully without fear of repercussions from a higher power.