Moderate Hero position: The Bible should be taught in school, but if it's going to be taught literally, it would be better if it weren't taught at all.
I like this, actually. The Bible has influenced so much literature that familiarity with it is critical to gaining a serious grounding in the history of literature. The caveat is that this approach must consider the Bible as literature to be successful; teaching it as Truth will miss the point quite widely. Oh, and also interfere with the free exercise of religion.