what is the funniest post ever?

[WalterMitty]

i have two nominations:

CNN
THIS JUST IN
JOHN ENGLE JUST RECVIED THE SUPPORT OF THE BUSH BROTHERS & JOHN SAID IF I WIN I WILL BRING FREEDOM TO THE WORLD

Will the redneck confederates ever go away...

Hum excuse me, I am no redneck at all. I am from the south, and I am prode of our history. Its no different then putting the American flag in your sig. Also no "Redneck" confederates will never go away.

priceless.

[KEmperor]

Hmm, I have a few.  Also from the same posters.

I ARGEE
NYM HAS GIVING BAD POLICE TO PEOPLE
NOW LET GIVE YOU MY LIST OF WHAT I GOING TO IN OFFICE
1. BAN GAYS & LESBINS
2. RAISE TAXES
3. BRING FOOD TO THE POOR
4. SUPOORT OUT TROOPS
5. BRING GOD BACK TO AMERICA
6. GO TO EVER STARE & MAKE SPEECHS
7. GIVE A GOOD & FAIR POLICE TO PEOPLE

NYM WANTS A TIME LINE TO BRING PEOPLE'S MONEY TO HIM THAT HE CAN SPEND ON HIM NOT TO PAY FOR THE GAS PRICES THAT ARE GOING DOWN BUT WHEN I AM ELECTED I WILL BRING UP THE GAS PRICES & GIVE BACK THE MONEY THAT NYM STOLE FROM THE PEOLE THATS WHAT IM GOING TO

Oh Your pastuerization what? French milk is not even pastuerization. That is why America has cheese call American cheese. I never heard of French cheese. And we don't eat the slug off our back deck now do we. FDA here to make sure our food is healthy and don't kill us.

[WalterMitty]

whatever happened to john?  what a colorful character!

someone please call him up and invite him back.  (his phone number is on the board) 

[KEmperor]

whatever happened to john?  what a colorful character!

someone please call him up and invite him back.  (his phone number is on the board) 

Yeah, I miss him too.  He was always good for a laugh.

[Cashcow]

NixonNow's post about his sexual fantasy in a CAT5 hurricane. Unfortunately, it was deleted.

[WalterMitty]

actually, cashcow, this post of yours today made me laugh.

although, i dont agree with your sentiments.  i actually like alcon.  but i think you were being facetious.

I hope he never ever comes back.

[Keystone Phil]

NixonNow's post about his sexual fantasy in a CAT5 hurricane. Unfortunately, it was deleted.

I don't remember NixonNow posting that but I wouldn't put it past him. It's a Naso quote he was obviously mocking.

[patrick1]

NixonNow's ducksauce comment- very offensive and very funny.

[© tweed]

There really should be two categories: funniest John post and funniest post by someone else.

My favorite John post would be the one where he told me the he was going to tell god to unleash his wrath on me.

[dazzleman]

I think the funniest posts ever were in the masturbation thread created by BRTD and contributed heavily to by Flyers 2006.

When BRTD wrote about how he was getting distracted by stiffies at work, I damn near fell out of my chair laughing.

[Joe Republic]

The one currently in my signature really did make me 'LOL', as did the one by Alcon that was also in my sig for a while before it.

Just in case I change them:

I take back everything I said about Australia.  It sucks and you are a Communist.

IMO, probably the best response to your post is a slap in the face, but I won't.

[12th Doctor]

I would nominate my own post about BRTD and Opebo, but Alcon erased it. 

[Cashcow]

NixonNow's post about his sexual fantasy in a CAT5 hurricane. Unfortunately, it was deleted.

I don't remember NixonNow posting that but I wouldn't put it past him. It's a Naso quote he was obviously mocking.

Oh. In that case, I choose Philip's inquiry as to whether or not you are a n-lover.

[Gabu]

I would nominate my own post about BRTD and Opebo, but Alcon erased it. 

What was the post?

[patrick1]

I would nominate my own post about BRTD and Opebo, but Alcon erased it. 

What was the post?

IIRC, something about pedophilia and cops busting in. 

[Max Power]

You need to have a talk with Archie Bunker.

I don't know if he was trying to be funny or trying to be modern.

[Emsworth]

I will now accept my accolades

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

I would nominate my own post about BRTD and Opebo, but Alcon erased it. 

Actually it was Peter Bell.

Here's my pick:

I had no idea Richius was a racist white South African!  One of that creepy but interesting diaspora.

Its damned kinky that your last boyfriend was black, Richius.  Was he the top?

[True Democrat]

This is the funniest recent post:

.002% is still a chance.  However, I am quite confident the world isn't going to end by an asteroid collision.  I have a book of great authority that tells me differently.

Maybe the asteroid will turn into Jesus when it's really close to Earth and then he'll be like "LOL PUNKED, J/K"

That was hilarious Gabu.

[Speed of Sound]

I nominate this post by cashcow:

.002% is still a chance.  However, I am quite confident the world isn't going to end by an asteroid collision.  I have a book of great authority that tells me differently.

Good. I hope it hits Little Rock and kills you.

[George W. Bush]

NixonNow's ducksauce comment- very offensive and very funny.

Ha, That was really really funny.

[Blue Rectangle]

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I knew there was a reason why I did not like St. Louis! 

This one got me, maybe just because I hate the Rams.

[MHS2002]

https://uselectionatlas.org/FORUM/index.php?topic=16123.0

[??????????]

Mar Cho vs Jessica Simpson. It was a joke. I have nothing against Chinese people. THEY HAVE GREAT FOOD!!!

I HATE GUY PEOPLE
BUT I PRAY FOR THEM

[© tweed]

I am a Repubican i Vote Republican And that Makes it Real