what is the funniest post ever?

[A18]

They aren't that either.

[Speed of Sound]

They aren't that either.

yeah, they pretty much are.

[Joe Republic]

Yep.  The comparison of Afleitch to GHWB is simply bizarre, and the second post was yet another of jamfest's patronizing rants from the pulpit.

[© tweed]

Nah, I just like to bust balls. 

^^funnier when taken in context

[dazzleman]

Nah, I just like to bust balls. 

^^funnier when taken in context

Thanks for the nomination, BossTweed.  In the interests of presenting the whole picture, here is the exchange:

Thanks! Also, this is probably as good a place as any to mention that I'm afleitch's partner in real life

Is there any....um....personal information about him that you'd like to share?

I don't know, I expect these forums have a word limit

Hah, it would really only take two words.... _____ inches..

Now now dazzle if you were that intrigued all you needed was to PM me

Nah, I just like to bust balls.  This seemed like just too good an opportunity to pass up.  I'll let you keep all those private particulars between you and your buddy Chris...

[Jake]

The only WMD in Iraq are the ones we use.  White Phosphorus...

First, are you serious? Second, do you know what WP is? Third, WTF?

[MHS2002]

I don't know, why don't you replace "Mexicans" with "Canadians" and see what you get.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Canadians

Canadians...

- invented the telephone
- invented the electric light bulb
- invented the alkaline battery
- invented the web language PHP
- discovered insulin
- invented the pacemaker

This list could go on and on.  One should note that the list of Canadians is longer than the list of Mexicans.

Amazingly enough, they don't even have those above listed inventions in Mexico.

[© tweed]

Nah, I just like to bust balls. 

^^funnier when taken in context

Thanks for the nomination, BossTweed.  In the interests of presenting the whole picture, here is the exchange:

Thanks! Also, this is probably as good a place as any to mention that I'm afleitch's partner in real life

Is there any....um....personal information about him that you'd like to share?

I don't know, I expect these forums have a word limit

Hah, it would really only take two words.... _____ inches..

Now now dazzle if you were that intrigued all you needed was to PM me

Nah, I just like to bust balls.  This seemed like just too good an opportunity to pass up.  I'll let you keep all those private particulars between you and your buddy Chris...

I think it's funnier in that context because you were actually talking about...well, balls, in the conversation.

[Max Power]

Probably going to a friend's house and doing who knows what.

Alcon- how do you steal wallets?

The most important part is having a good distraction.  I personally scream at them, "I'M STEALING YOUR WALLET!"  It hasn't really worked very well so far, but I'm hopeful.

[A18]

Now, if someone assassinated LBJ, though illegal I would praise such action as highly moral.

[Schmitz in 1972]

From the "non-mormons in Utah" thread:

[Utah is] The only state run by a cult.

The only state run by a cult.

That comment was a little out of bounds.

The only state run by a cult.

The only state run by a cult.

That was a little out of bounds!

The only state run by a cult.

That was a little out of bounds!

Posting four times was a little out of bounds.

[Ebowed]

The world was near perfect in the 1950's before all of this newfangled jizz.

If you don't like the internet, why are you posting to it?

He is addicted to new fangled jizz.

[YRABNNRM]

You deserve a flogging for not posting this in the new funniest post thread.

[Ebowed]

While we're on the subject, what does 'opebo' actually mean?  It's been bugging me for some time.

It's been bugging everyone.  My theory is that it has something to do with ephebophilia, a condition in which an adult is attracted to adolescents.

[YRABNNRM]

Hey Ebowed fag...

You deserve a flogging for not posting this in the new funniest post thread.

[Ebowed]

Don't blame me, blame MODU for bumping it

[Gustaf]

I think they should spend more money on the plot not the special effects.

Would you care to provide a list of movies that will receive this increase in funding for better flops?  As an official representative of the Association of People Who Made Bad Movies That Could Have Been Better if the Government Had Funded their Plots (APWMBMTCHBBGHFP), I'm specificially thinking of could-have-been greats such as "The Adventures of Pluto Nash" and "Baby Geniuses 2" and "Gigli."  Any interest?

Where was this posted?

[Platypus]

click on Ebowed', name. Something about the URP receuitment drive in Atlasia :S

[MODU]

Don't blame me, blame MODU for bumping it

"B!tch set me up!"

[YRABNNRM]

    

[© tweed]

No

[DownWithTheLeft]

Definitely, without a doubt, the one where Gporter says he would favor genocide in certain situations with a long winded explanation