Who would you rather date?

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

Dave Leip


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Pros:

1. Might exist.

Cons:

1. Might not exist


Gustav Husak



Pros:

1. Educated
2. Steady job
3. Good manners

Cons:

1. Dead
2. Communist
3. Dictator

[Okay, maybe Mike Johnson is a competent parliamentarian.]

Dating Gustav Husak would be a fascinating experience as long as I didn't have to sleep with him.

[Torie]

Leip by far has the most potential for me. Heck, he even lives not that far away from me. Thank you.

[LLR]

Definitely Leip (straight, completely normal)

Although I'd take Chester "Glorious Muttonchops" Arthur over either of these easily

[angus]

I'm a lesbian straight dude, and I like clicking.

[Mr. Morden]

Leip by far has the most potential for me. Heck, he even lives not that far away from me. Thank you.

Torie, when you kidnap Dave and lock him in your basement, can you ask him to remove my mod powers from the forum?  Thank you.

[President of the great nation of 🏳️‍⚧️]

I'm a lesbian straight dude, and I like clicking.

This is actually not far off from my predicament, actually.

Anyway, even though I'm a lesbian (and thus picked the third option), I'd take Dave out of these.

[Torie]

Leip by far has the most potential for me. Heck, he even lives not that far away from me. Thank you.

Torie, when you kidnap Dave and lock him in your basement, can you ask him to remove my mod powers from the forum?  Thank you.

Well, I decided to take a photo of my basement, so you could assess its potential, but alas there is an obstacle to me entering it at the moment. Too bad. I think I could break Dave, and make him mere putty in my hands, within hours. Our puppy is absolutely terrified of the place I might add. Someone actually lived in the basement I might add, before I bought the house. And no, it was not Tender Branson.

[Middle-aged Europe]

Options 2 and 3 (normal).

[Kingpoleon]

Dating Gustav Husak would be a fascinating experience as long as I didn't have to sleep with him.

Wouldn't that be the most fascinating part?

Leip by far has the most potential for me. Heck, he even lives not that far away from me. Thank you.

Torie, when you kidnap Dave and lock him in your basement, can you ask him to remove my mod powers from the forum?  Thank you.

Well, I decided to take a photo of my basement, so you could assess its potential, but alas there is an obstacle to me entering it at the moment. Too bad. I think I could break Dave, and make him mere putty in my hands, within hours. Our puppy is absolutely terrified of the place I might add. Someone actually lived in the basement I might add, before I bought the house. And no, it was not Tender Branson.

Have you considered installing a door?

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

These numbers are off. We can't have that many straight people.

[President of the great nation of 🏳️‍⚧️]

These numbers are off. We can't have that many straight people.

If you wanted accurate numbers, you should have split the lesbian/straight man options.