Who would you rather date? (2.0)

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

Torie:



Pros:

1. Appearently well-off
2. Rules over Hudson, NY
3. Likes pets

Cons:

1. A lawyer
2. Talks a lot about Hudson, NY
3. A moderator


Ice King:



Pros:

1. Is a King
2. Educated
3. Owns a yuuge ice castle

Cons:

1. Criminally insane
2. Doesn't wear shoes
3. 1047 years old

[Crumpets]

I'm a strait dude, but of all these choices, I'd probably want to date a lesbian most.

[LLR]

The Ice King's cons are all actually pros, so him.

[Coolface Sock #42069]

I'm one of those horrible cis-het males (sorry, just got off of TumblrInAction), but I guess I'd pick Torie because he has a dog.