Would would you rather be friends with?

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

"Date" replaced with "friends", but that f-king LLR will still complain about me.


Virginia:



Pros:

1. Eloquent posting style
2. Protected spieces (Atlas female)
3. Knows science

Cons:

1. A moderator
2. In Florida


Princess Bubblegum:



Pros:

1. A scientist
2. Made of bubblegum
3. Steady job

Cons:

1. War criminal
2. You have to rescue her all over again
3. A nerd
4. Actually older than Torie

[Kingpoleon]

What if you're a homosexual male?

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

What if you're a homosexual male?

I had no idea homosexual males can only be friends with males.

[Mr. Smith]

Ginny.

Truly it is unfair that she is here and with little love life while Bubblegum kinda has that vampire lady.

[Anna Komnene]

Ginny.

Truly it is unfair that she is here and with little love life while Bubblegum kinda has that vampire lady.

Yep.  It's an absolute travesty that Virginia doesn't have a vampire lady.

Also scared of girls.

[President of the great nation of 🏳️‍⚧️]

Virginia. Nobody else to compete for the title of "Peebs".

EDIT: I'm also scared of girls too, for the record.

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

Ginny.

Truly it is unfair that she is here and with little love life while Bubblegum kinda has that vampire lady.

"Kinda" is a good word. PB always striked me as a very repressed person. Repressed to such extend she probably posts here, posing as Santander.

[Xing]

Options 1 and 3 (straight male on Atlas)

[Mr. Smith]

Ginny.

Truly it is unfair that she is here and with little love life while Bubblegum kinda has that vampire lady.

"Kinda" is a good word. PB always striked me as a very repressed person. Repressed to such extend she probably posts here, posing as Santander.

But 'Ol Bonny lurves herself science to much too ever seriously back Trump, even on an ironic level.

[JustinTimeCuber]

Options 1 and 3 (straight male on Atlas)

I picked 3 though because I personally *am* scared of girls