Am I weird?

[Virginiá]

Am I weird?

• Never add salt/pepper to my food after its done
• My sandwiches I make with deli meat is usually just bread and meat with some mayonnaise
• I hate spicy foods, and I never voluntarily add spicy stuff to my food
• I almost never use dipping sauces, except for a select few
• When I order stuff like burritos, tacos, quesadillas, I always try and procure a veritable ton of guacamole so I can smother my food mercilessly with it
• When I find something I like at a restaurant, I usually stick to it for ages. For example, I think I ordered crab cakes at this one place I like for literally 20 times straight before I finally ordered something else, then after that I continued with my crab cake feasting
• I've been drinking 1 monster energy drink a day for literally years
• I never spread butter on any of my foods (if I eat bread I just eat it plain)

Some say I'm very bland and borderline hostile to change. Surely they are FOOLS spreading FAKE NEWS...!...right..?

[Bacon King]

When I find something I like at a restaurant, I usually stick to it for ages. For example, I think I ordered crab cakes at this one place I like for literally 20 times straight before I finally ordered something else, then after that I continued with my crab cake feasting

this is literally me at every restaurant I've ever frequented

[President of the great nation of 🏳️‍⚧️]

Well, seeing as you're a woman on Atlas, yes. The other facts are irrelevant.

[Rjjr77]

Am I weird?

• Never add salt/pepper to my food after its done
• My sandwiches I make with deli meat is usually just bread and meat with some mayonnaise
• I hate spicy foods, and I never voluntarily add spicy stuff to my food
• I almost never use dipping sauces, except for a select few
• When I order stuff like burritos, tacos, quesadillas, I always try and procure a veritable ton of guacamole so I can smother my food mercilessly with it
• When I find something I like at a restaurant, I usually stick to it for ages. For example, I think I ordered crab cakes at this one place I like for literally 20 times straight before I finally ordered something else, then after that I continued with my crab cake feasting
• I've been drinking 1 monster energy drink a day for literally years
• I never spread butter on any of my foods (if I eat bread I just eat it plain)

Some say I'm very bland and borderline hostile to change. Surely they are FOOLS spreading FAKE NEWS...!...right..?

Looks like you have a blander palette.
As for the butter thing I only put butter on baked potatoes. Nothing else

[Virginiá]

As for the butter thing I only put butter on baked potatoes. Nothing else

Barbaric!

[Anna Komnene]

I'm afraid so.  You're entirely bonkers!  But I'll tell you a secret.  All the best people are.

[Dr. Arch]

I'm afraid so.  You're entirely bonkers!  But I'll tell you a secret.  All the best people are.

This

There's a lot of culinary weirdness here that I don't have, but I compensate for that with a bunch of weirdness in other aspects of my life.

[The world will shine with light in our nightmare]

You're not weird.  Just very, very white.

[FEMA Camp Administrator]

You're weird, but for different reasons--your seamless integration into the Forum Community speaks for itself in this regard. My own eating habits, however, are just as odd and, in some ways, echo yours.

[100% pro-life no matter what]

My problem with my eating habits is that I can't stand vegetables and almost never eat them.  And, I eat way too much!

[Enduro]

One, these things aren't weird.

Two, nothing wrong with being weird. As long as you're not creepy weird.

[RINO Tom]

RE: plainness, I'm even worse.  Hamburger, ketchup only, no cheese, turkey on wheat, no cheese.  You get the idea.   I do throw some chips on there, though.

[Dr. Arch]

I can one up you all: Steak sauce on pizza. Need I say more? And trust me, that ain't the only sauce I'm fond of.

Also, has anyone been noticing a trend in which people are putting weird stuff on pizza? I saw a pea pizza and immediately scrolled down.

That's not that weird. I've known people who like ketchup on pizza and ketchup on ice cream. That is, frankly, an abomination.

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

Yes. Normal is boring.

[Mr. Smith]

I dislike fruit, especially apples.

[Tender Branson]

Certainly not weirder than I am.

[Mr. Reactionary]

Monster eats your stomach lining

[White Trash]

I thought that these memes about white people having bland taste in food were just jokes. Turns out it is reality for Yankees. Reading this made me gag.

[dead0man]

Sounds like my wife's diet, minus the guac (she hates it).  I make fun of her bland meals she makes for herself, everything she loves is the same color of mush.  Me, I put Tabasco on sandwiches, eggs and pizza (sometimes even salads), eat pickles like my life depends on it, love hot chips and hot sauce (for fried chicken).  Straight horseraddish on fried pork...mmmmm, good stuff.  Onions on tons of things.  My food has to taste loud.


My taste buds died years ago.

[Middle-aged Europe]

Am I weird?

• Never add salt/pepper to my food after its done
• My sandwiches I make with deli meat is usually just bread and meat with some mayonnaise
• I hate spicy foods, and I never voluntarily add spicy stuff to my food
• I almost never use dipping sauces, except for a select few
• When I order stuff like burritos, tacos, quesadillas, I always try and procure a veritable ton of guacamole so I can smother my food mercilessly with it
• When I find something I like at a restaurant, I usually stick to it for ages. For example, I think I ordered crab cakes at this one place I like for literally 20 times straight before I finally ordered something else, then after that I continued with my crab cake feasting
• I've been drinking 1 monster energy drink a day for literally years
• I never spread butter on any of my foods (if I eat bread I just eat it plain)

Some say I'm very bland and borderline hostile to change. Surely they are FOOLS spreading FAKE NEWS...!...right..?

No. 2 and No. 6 also apply to me, the rest not so much. But whatever floats your boat...

[RINO Tom]

I thought that these memes about white people having bland taste in food were just jokes. Turns out it is reality for Yankees. Reading this made me gag.

We ACTUAL Northerners are not ready to accept people from Florida OR Virginia in our ranks, thank you.

[Devout Centrist]

Call Arkham Asylum, they have a new patient in need of serious treatment.

[White Trash]

I thought that these memes about white people having bland taste in food were just jokes. Turns out it is reality for Yankees. Reading this made me gag.

We ACTUAL Northerners are not ready to accept people from Florida OR Virginia in our ranks, thank you.

Implying Yankeeism is a geographic thing rather than a cultural one. She's got Yankee in the blood friendo.

[RFayette]

I devour giant bags of Sour Patch kids I order on Amazon almost at once and eat plain peanut butter as a snack, so I think my eating habits are weirder.  I also have ordered the same thing at Panda Express (Honey walnut shrimp, fried ride, and orange chicken) at least twenty times in a row, similar to a couple other places, similar to what you describe.

[Santander]

I thought that these memes about white people having bland taste in food were just jokes. Turns out it is reality for Yankees. Reading this made me gag.

We ACTUAL Northerners are not ready to accept people from Florida OR Virginia in our ranks, thank you.

Technically, Kentuckians and West Virginians are Yankees if you think about it that way...