Which of these is the least stupid?

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

I actually hold that option 3 is significantly less dumb than the other two.

[Antonio the Sixth]

Option 3, because reality is often less realistic than an Onion article these days.

[This account no longer in use.]

Option 3.

[Xing]

Obviously option 3, especially if someone's never heard of the Onion before.