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« on: April 25, 2017, 06:15:56 PM »

Even Mother Nature hates them, and wants in on the action:

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« Reply #1 on: April 25, 2017, 06:22:16 PM »

what can't bacon do?
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« Reply #2 on: April 25, 2017, 06:27:04 PM »

pig your poison.
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« Reply #3 on: April 25, 2017, 07:59:38 PM »

I've thought before about how amusing it would be to ship a bunch of pigs over to the Middle East and let them run wild, go feral and explode in population.
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« Reply #4 on: April 25, 2017, 10:14:13 PM »

Have they moved into Syria yet? The Syrian civil war could use a 5th side in the conflict.
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« Reply #5 on: April 25, 2017, 10:16:53 PM »

Why is this here?  Put it on the right board.
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« Reply #6 on: April 25, 2017, 10:28:02 PM »

The Robert Baratheon Strategy
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« Reply #7 on: April 26, 2017, 05:14:38 AM »

What a bore
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« Reply #8 on: April 26, 2017, 05:16:36 AM »

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« Reply #9 on: April 26, 2017, 05:52:36 AM »

boar 2020. discuss with maps. i think he is fiscally conservative but socially liberal.
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« Reply #10 on: April 26, 2017, 06:46:42 AM »

Shades of "Four Lions" in this story.



"damn this kaffir boar"
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« Reply #11 on: April 26, 2017, 11:20:57 AM »

I refuse to call members of ISIS human beings. They deserve whatever happens to them.

I have a vision in which everyone in the Middle East comes together and uses ISIS fighters as piñatas.
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« Reply #12 on: April 26, 2017, 12:14:58 PM »

What a fitting end -- people serving a cause nearly as evil as Nazism being killed by animals whose very existence offends Islamic sensibilities. No '72 virgins' for them!

A few years ago, Italian mobsters killed an alleged betrayer to pigs -- and the pigs killed and ate him. Upon his last rape and murder, Ted Bundy cast his victim (probably dead by then) into a pig sty to be devoured.  Pigs may not be carnivores in the sense that canids, cats, hyenas, crocodilians, sharks, and giant snakes are -- but they are similarly deadly. Pigs (and boars are pigs) are efficient, cunning predators. They will eat anything, including humans.

I had thought that death by dog attack (dogs are much less efficient than bears or big cats, so an attack by multiple dogs would be more excruciating than the lethal neck bite of a tiger)  -- but pigs may be even more horrible. Pigs have a grinding bite even harder than those of pit bulls.  A dog which defends its jungle (the house that he shares with humans) much as does a tiger is good enough reason to not commit burglaries.  People don't usually break into pig sties. 
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« Reply #13 on: April 26, 2017, 12:22:27 PM »

Pigs can be very dangerous indeed. At the same time, they are very intelligent and it's more and more common to have pet pigs.

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« Reply #14 on: April 26, 2017, 05:07:03 PM »

Hilarious.
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« Reply #15 on: May 02, 2017, 10:03:24 PM »

We should use some of that extra defense money Trump wants to explore the antiterrorism potential of this.

End the ban on pork spending!
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« Reply #16 on: May 06, 2017, 03:59:37 PM »

People don't usually break into pig sties. 
Indeed. However, I suspect that is not because of how dangerous pigs are, as the rest of your post implies.
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« Reply #17 on: May 06, 2017, 04:48:29 PM »

No wonder Muslims don't eat pork. Boars and pigs are actually the most moral creatures in existence.

Maybe we should stop eating pork and just let our pigs out into Raqqa. They can sense the bad from the good.
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« Reply #18 on: May 06, 2017, 04:54:24 PM »

No wonder Muslims don't eat pork. Boars and pigs are actually the most moral creatures in existence.

Maybe we should stop eating pork and just let our pigs out into Raqqa. They can sense the bad from the good.
.... Are you implying Muslims lack morality?

Also, your second paragraph seems to forget the story of the demons possessing the pigs.
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« Reply #19 on: May 06, 2017, 06:01:58 PM »

No wonder Muslims don't eat pork. Boars and pigs are actually the most moral creatures in existence.

Maybe we should stop eating pork and just let our pigs out into Raqqa. They can sense the bad from the good.
.... Are you implying Muslims lack morality?

Also, your second paragraph seems to forget the story of the demons possessing the pigs.
On the contrary, Muslims know pigs are intelligent, moral creatures

(I'm just making a joke)
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