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« on: April 26, 2017, 01:19:32 AM »
With Derek Jeter as a co-owner

http://www.espn.com/mlb/story/_/id/19242537/group-led-jeb-bush-derek-jeter-reportedly-wins-right-buy-miami-marlins

Please clap.
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« Reply #1 on: April 26, 2017, 02:37:44 AM »
The lowest energy team in MLB. A match made in heaven.

Shouts out to the hideous outfield statue and to Marlins Man, the most #humble man on the planet.
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« Reply #2 on: April 26, 2017, 04:06:15 AM »
"Now, the starting lineup for your Miami Turtles. Please clap."
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« Reply #3 on: April 26, 2017, 06:44:31 AM »
Quote from: publicunofficial on April 26, 2017, 02:37:44 AM
The lowest energy team in MLB. A match made in heaven.

Shouts out to the hideous outfield statue and to Marlins Man, the most #humble man on the planet.

To be fair, they have won two World Series.
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« Reply #4 on: April 26, 2017, 10:12:12 AM »
This would be such a fun valuation project to calculate the effect of Fernandez' (unfortunate) death on the Marlins' value.
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« Reply #5 on: April 26, 2017, 10:15:25 AM »
Anyone's better than Loria.
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« Reply #6 on: April 26, 2017, 10:21:37 AM »
I like it, good for them. But please get rid of that outfield garbage thing.
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« Reply #7 on: April 26, 2017, 10:50:32 AM »
*Jeb!
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« Reply #8 on: April 26, 2017, 12:51:31 PM »
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« Reply #9 on: April 26, 2017, 12:57:03 PM »
Anyone remember that scene in The Other Guys where Derek Jeter gets shot lol
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« Reply #10 on: April 26, 2017, 01:22:29 PM »

But they're still buying
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« Reply #11 on: April 26, 2017, 01:54:03 PM »
Is he trying to lose his money again?
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« Reply #12 on: April 26, 2017, 02:22:25 PM »
Slow and steady wins the race.
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« Reply #13 on: April 26, 2017, 02:24:16 PM »

Literally clicked this thread just to make that joke
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« Reply #14 on: April 26, 2017, 03:11:49 PM »
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