AMA: Lyin' Ted Edition

[Mike Thick]

Self-explanatory (bandwagons are fun to hop on)

[Sprouts Farmers Market ✘]

Does your gavel serve any normal gavel-like purposes? What other reason do you have one that I may not know about?

[NeverAgain]

Should property taxes continue to be used to fund public schools, or should they come from another direct revenue source.

[KingSweden]

Why do you lie so compulsively?


Are you an innie or an outie?

Do you sniff glue recreationally?

What star level do you put on Thai food?

Will you ride Cal HSR when it is built out?

[Mike Thick]

Does your gavel serve any normal gavel-like purposes? What other reason do you have one that I may not know about?

Yes, and none. Stop this.

Should property taxes continue to be used to fund public schools, or should they come from another direct revenue source.

I don't really have a strong opinion on this issue, but I'd be open to looking for other revenue streams.

Why do you lie so compulsively?

Force of habit.

Are you an innie or an outie?

Innie.

Do you sniff glue recreationally?

No. Glue's a hell of a drug.

What star level do you put on Thai food?

It depends on the restaurant/food item, but I'm generally not a fan. Threeish.

Will you ride Cal HSR when it is built out?

Opposed the project, as the state has more fiscally beneficial and generally important things to spend money on, but since it's going to be there anyway and I have relatives in the Bay Area/immediate family that does not enjoy long road trips, probably.

[Leinad]

What are some of your favorite smells?

What is your favorite Fleet Foxes song?

Why are you still in Commiefornia? Is Trump not letting you into Real America?

Where is the best place to buy gavels in Commiefornia?

What is your favorite Radiohead song?

[President Punxsutawney Phil]

What is your favorite Gravity Falls episode?

[Kingpoleon]

Did you support the moderators' authoritarian, fascist, Putinist coup against our rightful Enocoleptus(?) Caesar?(AKA Eharding)

[Mike Thick]

What are some of your favorite smells?

Freshly mowed grass, that smell in hardware stores.

What is your favorite Fleet Foxes song?

N/A.

Why are you still in Commiefornia? Is Trump not letting you into Real America?

Believe it or not, it's actually a pleasant place for a libertarianish conservative to live.

Where is the best place to buy gavels in Commiefornia?

Amazon.

What is your favorite Radiohead song?

Paranoid Android.

What is your favorite Gravity Falls episode?

That one where Dipper does the thing, and then something cool happens. No, really.

What's a song you love to listen to but would be embarrassed to admit?

I listen to that Scatman song before I speak in public. It's good sh**t.

Did you support the moderators' authoritarian, fascist, Putinist coup against our rightful Enocoleptus(?) Caesar?(AKA Eharding)

Unequivocally.

[Sumner 1868]

Why are you a Canuck Ted?

[Mike Thick]

Why are you a Canuck Ted?

Homage to Geddy Lee - I'm actually a SoCal native. I'll probably change it soon, since my "Rush" phase has come and gone.

[Enduro]

Sup?

[Mike Thick]

Sup?

Equal parts terrified and excited for what happens over the next few days. So, the usual.