UT vs. A&M

[President Punxsutawney Phil]

This should be interesting.

[100% pro-life no matter what]

The one that's conservative and in the SEC (though I would love to take in a football game at either)

[Mr. Smith]

The one that accepted me.

[Donerail]

The one in Austin

[Terry the Fat Shark]

ahhhhh both are trash (TCU fan, sane, normal)

but I guess I'm technically in the UT system so...

[7,052,770]

Even though I'm obviously a huge SEC homer (normal, sane, etc.), Texas is superior to A&M in any objective measure and doesn't have those creepy fans or ridiculous male-only cheerleaders.

[Sprouts Farmers Market ✘]

Austin is obviously the superior city, but UT is one of the worst places (normal, sane, not a frontrunner)

[Illiniwek]

UT, bigly.

[Citizen (The) Doctor]

Aggies are a cult.

[AppleJackass]

A&M easily

[Santander]

S-E-C! S-E-C! S-E-C! (only in this context)

[Sprouts Farmers Market ✘]

S-E-C! S-E-C! S-E-C! (only in this context)

Very interesting that the only two SWC schools worth anything are now in the best conference that God ever created.

and yes, by God, I mean Nick Saban. What else could you interpret that as?

[RINO Tom]

I'll start by saying I really don't care; as a Big Ten fan living in the Midwest, I prefer my own team's rivalries and - to a lesser extent - my conference's rivalries.  However, if I just saw this game on TV and decided to pick a team, I'd pull for A&M.

[MAINEiac4434]

Austin is a better city than wherever the fuck A&M is, so UT.

[SATW]

texas

[Rjjr77]

AM, orange washes out my color pallet