I miss the old liberal, straight from the Go liberal
Free up the soul liberal, set on his goals liberal
I hate the new liberal, the bad mood liberal
The always lose liberal, spaz in the news liberal
And thus I bring to you the
Paleoliberal Party! This party believes in old school populist liberalism. Here are a few planks of our platform:
- We support unions and would like to see advancements made in worker's rights, and the destruction of right to work laws in Lincoln.
- Support those at a disadvantage in society and level the playing field for all. Protect people from the ultra powerful.
- Gender equality will be recognized under the law.
- Limit the death penalty: only use it as a severe punishment for the most horrific and heinous crimes.
- Supporting individual rights: The rights to free speech, religion, privacy, and others will be protected. Abortion rights must be reasonably limited.
- Minorities must be protected from discrimination in housing and employment, while at the same time respecting the majority.
- Right to life means the right to live, but also to live a good life. Everyone's life should be of the highest possible quality.
- Strong infrastructure should be maintained in Lincoln, including a large public transport system and high speed rail.
- Everyone pays their fair share in taxes. However, we do recognize that since Lincoln is a region and not the federal government, our taxes must be progressive and reasonable.
- Health care for all! Ideally through a single-payer system.
So what makes this different from the Lincoln Democrats? Uhh idk, just choose whichever one you think looks cooler.
