A NEW TICKET FOR A NEW AGE OF ATLASIA!

[Wisconsin+17]

Atlasia of late has been dominated by the two major blocs of Federalists vs Labor.

We've seen the same old tired campaigns. Blair? DFW? Yankee? Does it really matter? The names change and everything remains the same.

The time has come for a new political realignment of Atlasia!

I now present you the ticket of:

BACON KING

BEN KENOBI







WHY VOTE FOR THE LESSER EVIL?

[Bacon King]

BK/BK LETS DO THIS

GREATER EVIL 2017

[JustinTimeCuber]

this ticket is weird in a few ways

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thnk you for giving real choisce. both dfw librety lover and claude are contorled by iluminati to make our frogs gay. endrosed for a preference

[JustinTimeCuber]

thnk you for giving real choisce. both dfw librety lover and claude are contorled by iluminati to make our frogs gay. endrosed for a preference

chill on the infowars

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thnk you for giving real choisce. both dfw librety lover and claude are contorled by iluminati to make our frogs gay. endrosed for a preference

chill on the infowars

im sorry delegate i though you watch real news

[JustinTimeCuber]

thnk you for giving real choisce. both dfw librety lover and claude are contorled by iluminati to make our frogs gay. endrosed for a preference

chill on the infowars

im sorry delegate i though you watch real news

seriously let's not beetpost anymore

[Wisconsin+17]

Wow this ticket is getting amazing interest and we haven't even rolled out our policies!

[JustinTimeCuber]

Wow this ticket is getting amazing interest and we haven't even rolled out our policies!

If you're the one in charge of polices, I'd advise politically for you to keep them to yourself.

[The world will shine with light in our nightmare]

Normally I don't preference joke tickets, but this is one is an exception.  Endorsed for third preference most likely.

Also will you have campaign floats?  Will said floats feature a lineup of dancing male strippers?

[Wisconsin+17]

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We have the best policies! They're gonna be YUUUUGE!

[JustinTimeCuber]

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We have the best policies! They're gonna be YUUUUGE!

Tremendous? The best? Believe me?

[RC (a la Frémont)]

Updated the wiki:

https://uselectionatlas.org/AFEWIKI/index.php/June_2017_Presidential_Election#Independents_and_Minor_Parties

[Wisconsin+17]

First out of the gate, we're releasing our new Health care policy.

We're calling it "BaconCare". With a name like that you know it has to be healthy!

We want to have a single payer system where everyone is eligible for fully funded health care.

All you have to do is prove that you're in the 100k income band.

It's a great policy and self-funding. If you're wealthy enough, Atlasia should reward you by paying your health care bills for you!

We're going to attract the best and the brightest from all over the world!

[The world will shine with light in our nightmare]

Wow, that plan tears Scott-Yankee-dwfcare to shreds!  I endorse this grand proposal!

[Bacon King]

We believe BaconCare gives people the proper incentives to work hard and prepare for their future  by threatening them with an early preventable death if they aren't successful enough to make a six figure income. In the real world, it's survival of the fittest, and our health policy reinforces this natural process by ensuring the strongest and wealthiest among us get the extra boost they need to survive longer than even the hardiest of the poor!

On a similar note we believe the tax code should encourage people to lift themselves up by the bootstraps and become self reliant. Our economic growth proposal replaces the existing "progressive" tax system with a fully regressive income tax. For example if a person has an income of $10,000, they would be charged an 80% tax, but if they make $60,000 their tax rate would only be 20%! The more successful you are, the lower your tax should be - Atlasia needs to reward success, not punish it!

[Wisconsin+17]

Fantastic speech Bacon King!

[The world will shine with light in our nightmare]

Unendorsed.

What a low-energy move on part of the head of the ticket of this campaign in deregistering.  I am cancelling all future campaign appearances with the ACP, both clothing-optional and clothing-mandatory.

Shame.  On.  You.

[JustinTimeCuber]

Unendorsed.

What a low-energy move on part of the head of the ticket of this campaign in deregistering.  I am cancelling all future campaign appearances with the ACP, both clothing-optional and clothing-mandatory.

Shame.  On.  You.

SAD! I hope the Governor appoints a well qualified, reasonable choice to the Chamber, like ExtremeRepublican.

[Wisconsin+17]

You might want to hold off the victory lap, Mr. Cuber.

[Wisconsin+17]

People have asked us "why vote for evil?"

Seriously?

I need to tell people why you should vote for the dark side? You get lots of cool stuff. Nobody to tell you "no".

What's not to like about that?

Vote for a real change to Atlasia!

Vote Evil!

We have cookies!!!

[Clyde1998]

People have asked us "why vote for evil?"

Seriously?

I need to tell people why you should vote for the dark side? You get lots of cool stuff. Nobody to tell you "no".

What's not to like about that?

Vote for a real change to Atlasia!

Vote Evil!

We have cookies!!!

Cookies! 😍

Endorsed for a second preference.

[West_Midlander]

People have asked us "why vote for evil?"

Seriously?

I need to tell people why you should vote for the dark side? You get lots of cool stuff. Nobody to tell you "no".

What's not to like about that?

Vote for a real change to Atlasia!

Vote Evil!

We have cookies!!!

Cookies! 😍

Endorsed for a second preference.

[Unconditional Surrender Truman]

Last-minute question: if Mr. Kenobi is elected vice president, will he promise to kill the Secretary of the Treasury in a duel?

[Classic Conservative]

Endorsed for first preference!