Kalwejt's Shocking 2009 Confession of Murder

[Kingpoleon]

I wondering if... [Lawton] Chiles health would not get worse during his term. I killed him in 1988 [sic]?

Lawton Chiles officially died in 1998. Either Kalwejt made a typo and meant to say "I killed him in 1998," or there was a conspiracy to cover up his murder for ten years.

Is this not enough to get his status as moderator revoked and have somebody else(no names - *cough*Kingpoleonwouldbeagreatmoderator*cough*) take his place?

[The Other Castro]

It's pretty obvious that the man Kalwejt killed was not Lawton Chiles, but close friend and former German Chancellor Kurt Georg Kiesinger, whom he mistook as Chiles in his drunken stupor.  

[Antonio the Sixth]

I remember the good ol' days when Kal's grammar was atrocious (mine was pretty bad too).

[Kingpoleon]

It's pretty obvious that the man Kalwejt killed was not Lawton Chiles, but close friend and former German Chancellor Kurt Georg Kiesinger, whom he mistook as Chiles in his drunken stupor.  

List of European assassinations in 1988:
- Dulcie September(France)
- Hagop Hagopian(Greece)
- William Nordeen(Greece)

[The Other Castro]

It's pretty obvious that the man Kalwejt killed was not Lawton Chiles, but close friend and former German Chancellor Kurt Georg Kiesinger, whom he mistook as Chiles in his drunken stupor.  

List of European assassinations in 1988:
- Dulcie September(France)
- Hagop Hagopian(Greece)
- William Nordeen(Greece)

Those are only the assassinations...that we know of.

[Confused Democrat]

I noticed Kalwejt is conspicuously absent from this thread. Quite suspicious if you ask me.

[Okay, maybe Mike Johnson is a competent parliamentarian.]

#LockHimUp

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

I hereby retract my confession as it was made under duress.