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« on: June 21, 2017, 08:37:11 AM »
« edited: June 21, 2017, 08:43:41 AM by The Gianforte Covfefe »

Why not have fun with it and pretend to be a king and talk about "my lords and vassals", handpicked and bred from the best of the gentry, helping me implement my royal decree to deliver America to "my loyal yeomen of the realm". Also, I would talk about the forgotten husbandmen and cottagers of the realm who will no longer be subjected to the neglegent rule of the Burgers and Guilds. They will no longer suffer the raids of the Bedouin or the engrossment by the orientals and foreign princes. They will serve and be protected by the best knights! I will probably start building castles for various wealthy allies and Republican politicians in rural Kansas, Georgia, and Wyoming and have them drive around there in cars that cost as much as houses to patrol the realm.
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Angry_Weasel
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« Reply #1 on: June 22, 2017, 06:06:39 AM »

Make love to Ivanka and Melania
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Incest is a trait of royalty.
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