How do the four quadrants of the Political Compass criticize their opponents

[buritobr]

Members of the four quadrants of the Political Compass argue that their opponents are hypocrate.

This is what the members of each quadrante say to their opponents:

Authoritarian Right: you say that the police is evil, but you call the cops when you are robbed
Libertarian Right: you say that capitalism is evil, but you buy smartphones
Authoritarian Left: you say that unions are evil, but you enjoy weekend, vacation and parental leave
Libertarian Left: you say that cannabis is evil, but you buy beer, tobacco, coffee, coke and chocolate

[vanguard96]

Members of the four quadrants of the Political Compass argue that their opponents are hypocrate.

This is what the members of each quadrante say to their opponents:

Authoritarian Right: you say that the police is evil, but you call the cops when you are robbed
Libertarian Right: you say that capitalism is evil, but you buy smartphones
Authoritarian Left: you say that unions are evil, but you enjoy weekend, vacation and parental leave
Libertarian Left: you say that cannabis is evil, but you buy beer, tobacco, coffee, coke and chocolate

Authoritarian Left: If you don't like it here move to Somalia
Libertarian Right: How much did that Che t-shirt cost?
Authoritarian Right: There are as many genders as quarters there are in fifty cents.
Libertarian Left: how can you be pro-life if you believe in the death penalty and support the war

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Everyone to bottom right: lol paedos

[Crumpets]

Upper right to upper left: We won the Cold War, get over it.
Upper left to upper right: We won World War II, get over it.
Upper right to lower left: We won the 2016 election, get over it.
Lower left to upper right: We won the popular vote, so um... yeah. Kudos to us, I guess.
Everyone to lower right: Sucks to be you.
Lower right to everyone: You know, what people don't realize about the Men's Rights Movement (MRM), is that it's not about denigrating or blaming women at all, but empowering men to make decisions about their lives and their bodies. Did you know that men in America face forced genital mutilation at a significantly higher rate than women - it's called circumcision. We aren't arguing that women haven't faced their own obstacles, of course they have, but in today's modern society, they often rely on outdated ways of thought to effectively put themselves in a position of power - above that of men, knowing that many will simply roll over and accept it as a necessary way to counter long-gone "misogyny." Why do you think prisoners are overwhelmingly men? Why can straight women who want to earn some extra money become prostitutes, while straight men will almost certainly never be paid for sex? These are some of the questions we at the MRM are seeking to address and solve. See, ultimately, it's an issue of equality. We're not like those backwards feudalists who want to formulate society around the nuclear family of the 50s and send our armies to kill innocent brown children. We don't believe in any so-called "God," we believe that in a free marketplace of ideas where everyone is heard and respected that society can fix itself! This is a far cry from those on the right who want to bring about some sort of fascists biblical dystopia, or those on the left who are seeking to destroy our fundamental freedoms giving our hard earned money to the weaker members of society, who can't make a living without spending it all on hair products or vibrators. The notion that this way of living could somehow be considered "racist" or "sexist" is simply mind-boggling to me, as this is truly the only way to ensure a free, fair, and equal society for everyone.

[vanguard96]

Everyone to bottom right: lol paedos

I think more pedophiles are left libertarians such as antifas or repressed authoritarians either closeted like that Missouri congressman or out alt-right like Milo who openly talked about lowering the age of consent.

[SWE]

Found this in r/COMPLETEANARCHY a while back

https://m.imgur.com/NOasCWJ?r