Gun laws probably saved airport security officer's life

[Beet]

https://www.nytimes.com/2017/06/22/us/mixed-portrait-emerges-of-man-charged-in-stabbing-of-officer.html

[dead0man]

and if we had knife laws nobody would have been hurt!

[TheSaint250]

and if we had knife laws nobody would have been hurt!

Let's ban all assault knives. Know what? Let's ban kitchen knives too.  That seems to be everyone's goal nowadays

[tik 🪀✨]

and if we had knife laws nobody would have been hurt!

Let's ban all assault knives. Know what? Let's ban kitchen knives too.  That seems to be everyone's goal nowadays

*A BRILLIANT FLASH OF LIGHT*

YOUNG WOMAN: Oh, you dashing gentlemen!

[Enters: FLAME-SHIRTED MAN and NINCOMPOOP]

NINCOMPOOP: M'lady.

*NINCOMPOOP TIPS HAT AND FLASHES ASSAULT RIFLE*

FLAME-SHIRTED MAN: I may be a slow-typer, but my fingers are always moving!

*YOUNG WOMAN blushes, fans herself with a severed hand*

YOUNG WOMAN: I just can't resist your scents!

[Screen goes black, PRODUCT appears on scream]

GRUFF NARRATOR: TEDIUM is the Powerful Attractor, choice of Flame-Shirted Nincompoops everywhere!

YOUNG WOMAN (Voice only): Oh my stars, TREAD ON MEEE!!!!*

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*"MEEE!!!!" should be said with at least five syllables