I don't know. The thought of that dating advice thread being real is ...unsettling. It's not often I see someone trying so hard to guide another person they like to a proper park bench to have a brief period of alone time.
Speaking as a male who is (well, a lot less than in prior years) relatively socially timid when it comes to women, I will say this: absurdity, strangeness, and the genuinely bizarre are no strange concepts to the male mind; the same could be said for entirely misunderstood cues. That he is so open about his derangement, and that he does not regard his own thoughts as particularly strange, (combined, of course, with his excessive obsessiveness) is in itself the truly scary. Now, the fact that he posts so often in regards to this and other inane subjects means either he is (A) entirely unsuited for society; (B) a troll. In either case, he is a danger to any attempt at maintaining a "serious" forum (I would still consider keeping him around as a jester, of sorts).
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