Temporary Headquarters of the Labor Party (Leadership election)

[President of the great nation of 🏳️‍⚧️]

My suggestion: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gWL90wryyOw

You greedy dirtbag!
On a more serious note, I prefer this.
Also,

I still have no idea what happened here lmao

[President of the great nation of 🏳️‍⚧️]

As a wise man once said, "Well, that sucked. This election was rough. And it might be someone's fault. And it might be tempting to find that someone. And you might want to see if they float. But, what we really need is to look to the future. We need a change. We need a new leader who will turn things around." And so, to quote another wise man, a tragic party chair I've quoted before: "eh, who care", for I am running for Chair. As the first one said, fhtagn mentioned that she might come back to Labor if I become chair. What he didn't mention, however, is that West_Midlander might, too. So...

My three goals would be:

1) Changing the term for a member of the Labor Party from "Laborite" to "Labia".
2) Convincing fhtagn and West_Midlander to come back.
3) Making TimTurner chair.

Thank you, and I hope you vote your conscience.

[President of the great nation of 🏳️‍⚧️]

I think I will go to sleep I don't understand anything.


But seriously, who isis really running ?

- Windjammer
- TimTurner
- Peebs
- dfwlibertylover (write in)
- fhtagn (write in)

It's possible Peebs' saying one of her goals was making me chair counts as an endorsement? It's confusing. This thought in praticular was probably just wishful thinking.

One of Mike's goals was making windjammer chair, but he went on to endorse me.

Also, I support rpryor's plan to make Scott Blakula Overlord of the Labor Party.

[President of the great nation of 🏳️‍⚧️]

I'll second Tim, Smith, and Windjammer.

What are you talking about? Evidently, Vicky the babysitter has earned that job!

Look, Tim, I'm a centrist. Both sides do it. How about we make Vicky and Blakula co-Overlords (moderate hero)?

[President of the great nation of 🏳️‍⚧️]

I like and respect Tim.

I was gonna make a "Tim is an honorable man" joke, but I couldn't have it make any sense.

[President of the great nation of 🏳️‍⚧️]

The fact that the acting chair is now writing nonsense poems is even more reason to dissolve the labor party.

The S in Harry S Truman stands for Shakespeare?!

[President of the great nation of 🏳️‍⚧️]

We're gonna need a primary for S-GOV, correct?

[President of the great nation of 🏳️‍⚧️]

LABOR PARTY OF ATLASIA
EMERGENCY LEADERSHIP ELECTION
JUNE-JULY 2017

FOR CHAIR
[1] TimTurner of the South
[  ] Windjammer of Fremont
[2] Write-in: Peebs of the South

[President of the great nation of 🏳️‍⚧️]

Everyone knows that West_Midlander is trying to make the Commie Feds great again. Despite my jokes, fhtagn is not a True Commie Fed™, so...

[President of the great nation of 🏳️‍⚧️]

I left the labor party because it is not big enough a tent

You were an Independent before, actually, so your advice about widening the tent is invalid.

[President of the great nation of 🏳️‍⚧️]

I would like to take this opportunity to thank Chief Justice and Party Chairman Windjammer for having the faith and trust in me to appoint me to the Atlasia House of Representatives. For those who do not know me, I am a patent lawyer with an engineering background, and I have dabbled in local electoral politics. Since my registration, I have been a citizen that was proud to take part in the Atlasian democratic experiment as a voter. Now, I am excited to take this big step up into the House of Representatives, where I can bring an outsider's prospective and an innovative approach to promote the vitality of the Constitution of Atlasia and the fundamental values it expresses: individual rights and liberties, genuine equality, access to justice, democracy, and the rule of law.

I would also like to take this opportunity to assure our party members that while I have not always voted 100% along the party line, I am committed to advocating for the progressive principals our Labor Party has fought for since its founding. I look forward to speaking with my fellow legislators, other government and public servants, and the common man about how we can improve the standard of living for every citizen in our great land.

This fellow Illinoisan and Congressman welcomes you to the Atlasian House of Representatives.

Half of the Labor Caucus is from Illinois. Deeply Disturbing!

And now it's two thirds. Come back, CXS, the Everyone Else Resistance needs you!

[President of the great nation of 🏳️‍⚧️]

Ted, this is a black thing, isn't it?

[President of the great nation of 🏳️‍⚧️]

Seconded.

[President of the great nation of 🏳️‍⚧️]

On account of the fact that Southern Liebor has stagnated and collapsed under my leadership, I hereby resign as regional coordinator.

[President of the great nation of 🏳️‍⚧️]

I'm just waiting on a replacement for Illiniwek.

[President of the great nation of 🏳️‍⚧️]

try to stop fhtagn.

lol this #resist stuff is so cringy

Honestly, the only way I see fhtagn losing is if she gets caught banging kids.

[President of the great nation of 🏳️‍⚧️]

Time to create a platform. What will Labor run on in February?

1. Quantum Leap back on TV
2. Down with cis (mandatory snip-snips)
3. Kill all men (who refuse plank 2)

[President of the great nation of 🏳️‍⚧️]

I hope Labor agrees to endorse my candidacy. We can't have petty infighting when the stakes are so high and our goals are the same.

Can't get endorsed by the Labor Party if there is no Labor Party

[President of the great nation of 🏳️‍⚧️]

Sure, I could use an endorsement too.

[President of the great nation of 🏳️‍⚧️]

Took ya long enough.

[President of the great nation of 🏳️‍⚧️]

Good sir! PUP's is to commemorate the Red Panda! How dare you imply communist tendencies on such a poor, defenseless creature.

I've said it before and I'll say it again: red pandas and a proudly difficult disposition aren't the same thing as being happy.

[President of the great nation of 🏳️‍⚧️]

How many Labor members, gun-to-head, wouldn't have followed in favor?

Well, Jambles made a new one, the absolute madman.

[President of the great nation of 🏳️‍⚧️]

This is an objectively good idea and PUP should definitely do it.

Nah, Peace is best party.