The Virgin Vote

[JA]

Thoughts?

[Rjjr77]

This should be sparks AMA

[Coraxion]

Why is it called the virgin vote? None of those traits seem to be associated with either virgins or non-virgins.

[This is Eharding, guys]

This is the original:

[Virginiá]

Wait, does this mean a voter who has never had sex before, or a first-time voter ('virgin' voter)? I'm thinking the last one but responses here have given me pause!

[Coraxion]

Why is it called the virgin vote? None of those traits seem to be associated with either virgins or non-virgins.

Oh... first time voters. I'm an idiot.

HI.

[JA]

Potheads and actual free lovers/horror

[JA]

Wait, does this mean a voter who has never had sex before, or a first-time voter ('virgin' voter)? I'm thinking the last one but responses here have given me pause!

I think it's intentionally ambiguous.

[Mike Thick]

This is the first one of these I've seen where most of the items don't apply to me.

[FEMA Camp Administrator]

Why is it called the virgin vote? None of those traits seem to be associated with either virgins or non-virgins.

The two terms--virgin and Chad--are part of some meme dichotomy that basically puts "alpha" and "beta" characteristics into comparison. When applying this to political activity, this is what you get.

[Unapologetic Chinaperson]

This is the original:

Nothing can stop Chad from getting his way!

Especially not Muammar Gaddafi!

[Associate Justice PiT]

Why is it called the virgin vote? None of those traits seem to be associated with either virgins or non-virgins.

     I would posit that a lot of these traits (generally corresponding to a lack of confidence and a surfeit of unwarranted arrogance) are things that would tend to interfere with the actual losing of virginity.

[Atlas Has Shrugged]

Why is it called the virgin vote? None of those traits seem to be associated with either virgins or non-virgins.

     I would posit that a lot of these traits (generally corresponding to a lack of confidence and a surfeit of unwarranted arrogance) are things that would tend to interfere with the actual losing of virginity.

I mean I vote and I get laid every few months or so

[JA]

Why is it called the virgin vote? None of those traits seem to be associated with either virgins or non-virgins.

     I would posit that a lot of these traits (generally corresponding to a lack of confidence and a surfeit of unwarranted arrogance) are things that would tend to interfere with the actual losing of virginity.

I mean I vote and I get laid every few months or so

[Atlas Has Shrugged]

Why is it called the virgin vote? None of those traits seem to be associated with either virgins or non-virgins.

     I would posit that a lot of these traits (generally corresponding to a lack of confidence and a surfeit of unwarranted arrogance) are things that would tend to interfere with the actual losing of virginity.

I mean I vote and I get laid every few months or so

wait u mean if i stuff ballots and hands into pockets i get sexy time?

[Mad Deadly Worldwide Communist Gangster Computer God]

This is the original:

[parochial boy]

The Virgin Islands are a psychopathic tax haven and Chad is a poverty stricken third world country with one of the highest fertility rates in the world.

Or am I overthinking this?

[Mad Deadly Worldwide Communist Gangster Computer God]

The Virgin Islands are a psychopathic tax haven and Chad is a poverty stricken third world country with one of the highest fertility rates in the world.

Or am I overthinking this?

Yes.