AtlasDates: Single posters thread

[FEMA Camp Administrator]

Hmm.

I think waiting to find someone who you really "click" with is a lot more fulfilling than most relationships that originate from online dating. I would prefer my girlfriend, who I had some mutual friends with and really got to know in a few classes, over some random girl who probably lied about half of their profile.

Yeah real life interaction is best. You have to be good over text and meet a good number of people in person to see if you click. It's a lot of work.

Though your bio doesn't have to be serious. It's usually best to make it fun or playful. My Tinder bio is this and it's worked out great for me:


I am a dynamic figure, often seen scaling walls and stopping crime on the spot. While on vacation in Canada, I successfully negotiated with a group of terrorists who had seized a small bakery. I have done covert operations with the CIA free of charge.

Critics worldwide swoon over my captivating presence. Years ago I discovered the meaning of life but forgot to write it down. I am a private citizen, yet I receive fan mail.

I balance, I weave, I dodge, I frolic, and my bills are all paid.

I'm tempted to steal this.

It is pretty good. I admit it would have me at least a little interested.

I am a dynamic figure, often seen scaling walls and stopping crime on the spot. While on vacation in Canada, I successfully negotiated with a group of terrorists who had seized a small bakery. I have done covert operations with the CIA free of charge.

Critics worldwide swoon over my captivating presence. Years ago I discovered the meaning of life but forgot to write it down. I am a private citizen, yet I receive fan mail.

I balance, I weave, I dodge, I frolic, and my bills are all paid.

You dog.

[Atlas Has Shrugged]

I frolic.

[muon2]

I'm not single, but I'm amused by the style of Tim's bio. I thought perhaps I could adapt it if I ever needed one like that :

I am a dynamic figure, and have been seen comfortably chatting with US Senators and Nobel Prize winners. While in a state capital, I successfully negotiated a bipartisan agreement for the expansion of voting rights. I've done operations inside the old Soviet Union for expenses only.

Media outlets worldwide report on my presence in their communities. Years ago I discovered one of the fundamental particles of the universe and the article has been cited over 1000 times. I am a public figure, yet I anonymously moderate an internet forum.

I balance, I think, I chat, I travel, and my retirement funds are secure.

[FairBol]

I'm a single male

Same.  If you are an attractive, upwardly-mobile woman who lives in the CT area....call me! LOL. 

[President of the great nation of 🏳️‍⚧️]

Why is this back

[All Along The Watchtower]

ey any1 down 2 f**k

[Not a Partisan Hack ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)]

ey any1 down 2 f**k

Go to a dating site

[Meclazine for Israel]

If I was single, I would use the following call to my potential mate:

http://www.msnbc.com/david-gura/watch/daughters-of-the-snake-artist-to-trump-stop-using-our-father-s-lyrics-as-anti-immigrant-propaganda-1170159683635

"Take me in, oh tender woman," sighed the viscious snake
"I saved you!" cried the woman
"And you've bitten me, heaven's why?"
"You know your bite is poisonous and now I'm going to die!"
"Oh shut up, silly woman! " said the reptile with a grin
"You knew damn well I was a snake before you took me in"

[HillGoose]

back when i tried to convince myself i was straight by having sex with women i thought i had erectile dysfunction

[fhtagn]

Someone needs to make GeeseDates: For Single Gooses so HillGoose can find someone.

[DINGO Joe]

Someone needs to make GeeseDates: For Single Gooses so HillGoose can find someone.

Honker--it's like Tinder for geese.

[The world will shine with light in our nightmare]

back when i tried to convince myself i was straight by having sex with women i thought i had erectile dysfunction

i want to vore u

[This account no longer in use.]

This is a cursed thread.

[America's Sweetheart ❤/𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕭𝖔𝖔𝖙𝖞 𝖂𝖆𝖗𝖗𝖎𝖔𝖗]

My old tinder profile read:

"Hai my name is (TexArkana) and I'm looking for that special someone 😏 I'm a bit on the short side but I make up for it in other ways (wink wink). I like watching movies, drawing, reading true crime books and eating pizza. I'm looking for a black or Hispanic lady who's got some extra Mmf to her, if you know what I mean
Size and weight are not an issue, as you probably could have guessed I prefer thicker/chunkier girls but I'll consider anyone. Also I should mention I'm bi but I mostly want a girlfriend at this point so Don't worry about me leaving you for Tyrone"

[FEMA Camp Administrator]

I believe it was evergreen that once proclaimed heterosexuality to be mmoral.

[All Along The Watchtower]

I believe it was evergreen that once proclaimed heterosexuality to be mmoral.

Aren’t we all immoral regardless?