When will Sparky actually score with a lady?
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« on: July 28, 2017, 06:13:07 PM »
Extremely relevant due to current events.
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« Reply #1 on: July 28, 2017, 06:32:42 PM »
In his 90s a desperate hooker in dire need of money will accept his.

I wouldn't consider that scoring with a lady, but that's the closest he'll get.
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« Reply #2 on: July 28, 2017, 06:41:45 PM »
Sparky's a troll, and a fairly obvious one at that.
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« Reply #3 on: July 28, 2017, 07:13:48 PM »
« Edited: July 28, 2017, 07:38:57 PM by LouisvilleThunder »

Sparky 2052--The First Virgin Troll President!
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« Reply #4 on: July 28, 2017, 07:36:41 PM »
Whenever he saves up enough money for this $1,400 sex robot
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« Reply #5 on: July 28, 2017, 08:03:02 PM »
He really just needs to learn to be content jerking off.
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« Reply #6 on: July 28, 2017, 10:10:03 PM »
The Spark jokes are old, and weren't funny to begin with. Just leave him alone.
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« Reply #7 on: July 28, 2017, 10:12:56 PM »
Quote from: Enduro on July 28, 2017, 10:10:03 PM
The Spark jokes are old, and weren't funny to begin with. Just leave him alone.

Well, to be fair, he's the one who keeps bringing this up. He keeps making these threads looking to get a reaction. It's just garden-variety trolling mixed in with a reasonable-yet-undefined amount of reality.

But more to the point, if he wants people to stop making jokes, he should stop making threads like "Atlas Singles." He did for a while, and everyone forgot about him. Perhaps that was why he made this new one.
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« Reply #8 on: July 28, 2017, 10:16:18 PM »
When we have a president Delaney.
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« Reply #9 on: July 28, 2017, 10:30:02 PM »
Quote from: Enduro on July 28, 2017, 10:10:03 PM
The Spark jokes are old, and weren't funny to begin with. Just leave him alone.
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« Reply #10 on: July 28, 2017, 10:53:55 PM »
when Pennsylvania legalizes prostitution.
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« Reply #11 on: July 29, 2017, 03:43:53 AM »
Quote from: Rjjr77 on July 28, 2017, 10:53:55 PM
when Pennsylvania legalizes prostitution.

So, why is prostitution illegal, aside from the human trafficking factor?
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« Reply #12 on: July 29, 2017, 05:08:57 AM »
Quote from: The Arizonan on July 29, 2017, 03:43:53 AM
Quote from: Rjjr77 on July 28, 2017, 10:53:55 PM
when Pennsylvania legalizes prostitution.

So, why is prostitution illegal, aside from the human trafficking factor?

Prostitutes have been subjected to enough creepy incidents involving park benches over the years that governments had no choice but to ban the practice, lest these women be subjected to one too many nefarious "grand romantic gestures".
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« Reply #13 on: July 29, 2017, 11:15:01 AM »
Hopefully never.
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« Reply #14 on: July 29, 2017, 12:22:15 PM »
I mean, if you take sex out of the equation, he says he's had 3-4 girlfriends, so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯.
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« Reply #15 on: July 29, 2017, 12:23:46 PM »
Quote from: Crumpets on July 29, 2017, 12:22:15 PM
I mean, if you take sex out of the equation, he says he's had 3-4 girlfriends, so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯.

One of the good ones!
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« Reply #16 on: July 29, 2017, 12:37:03 PM »
Quote from: Crumpets on July 29, 2017, 12:22:15 PM
I mean, if you take sex out of the equation, he says he's had 3-4 girlfriends, so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯.
In elementary school, calling any girl willing to be anywhere near him his girlfriend, to look cool?
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« Reply #17 on: July 29, 2017, 02:57:25 PM »
Quote from: Enduro on July 28, 2017, 10:10:03 PM
The Spark jokes are old, and weren't funny to begin with. Just leave him alone.
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« Reply #18 on: July 29, 2017, 04:44:56 PM »
What does this thread accomplish? There are two prevailing theories about Spark:

1. He's a troll...

Which would mean you are feeding the troll.

2. He's an extremely disturbed individual with very poor prospects in life in every regard...

In which case you're just bullying the weak and helpless.

Just put him on ignore, and he will go away.
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« Reply #19 on: July 31, 2017, 01:11:06 PM »
Quote from: Santander on July 29, 2017, 04:44:56 PM
What does this thread accomplish? There are two prevailing theories about Spark:

1. He's a troll...

Which would mean you are feeding the troll.

2. He's an extremely disturbed individual with very poor prospects in life in every regard...

In which case you're just bullying the weak and helpless.

Just put him on ignore, and he will go away.

3. A disturbed individual who, if he keeps it up, will cause the Pennsylvania State Police to ring Dave Leip's phone someday regarding an ongoing criminal investigation.

Yeah, 3.
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« Reply #20 on: July 31, 2017, 01:22:39 PM »
Being honest here, Spark is bringing all this negative attention to himself.  He routinely asks for advice, gets it, ignores it, and fails again.  Now he's sending creepy messages to all the women posters here.  It makes us, and him, look bad.
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« Reply #21 on: July 31, 2017, 01:49:30 PM »
Quote from: Senator Scott, PPT on July 31, 2017, 01:22:39 PM
Being honest here, Spark is bringing all this negative attention to himself.  He routinely asks for advice, gets it, ignores it, and fails again.  Now he's sending creepy messages to all the women posters here.  It makes us, and him, look bad.

Why not ignore him? Don't read his threads, don't reply to his posts. He'll go away.
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« Reply #22 on: July 31, 2017, 02:09:59 PM »
Quote from: Santander on July 31, 2017, 01:49:30 PM
Why not ignore him? Don't read his threads, don't reply to his posts. He'll go away.

I tried that with you.  No success.  Cry
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« Reply #23 on: July 31, 2017, 02:29:06 PM »
Can we not dignify future rapes as "a score?"
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