yeah, now you know the truth, I am, and was all along a Communist.
Communism is really good for everyone! We can get rid of this stupid class system and live as equals. We can pay the government, and they'll take care of us by providing a national health care system, free education, and free housing! I'll never have to pay for anything! And it's a good thing because those who need stuff get stuff (takin' care of the poor), while the rich who have way way too much money, have to help the poor. Those greedy capitalists only think about themselves, they want the poor to suffer.
It's also good because your stuff is mine, and my stuff is yours. We share everything. My parents told me sharing is good, so a society with sharing is also good.
side note: my name is too long, but I've always been Milk_and_Cereal because I don't want anyone to mistake me for anyone or vise-versa, but do you think people will like the name Mao_and_Communism, or at least understand it's me?