Would you allow Hillary Clinton to baptize your kids?
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Question: Would you allow Hillary Clinton to baptize your kids?
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« on: August 09, 2017, 11:39:33 PM »
Option 3. I would but only if they were old enough to know what was going on and specifically wanted to be.
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« Reply #1 on: August 09, 2017, 11:48:37 PM »
She's not a catholic but I also don't care so it'll be up to my husband, who will be Jewish.
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« Reply #2 on: August 10, 2017, 12:02:50 AM »
1. Have no plans of having children
2. I am not Christian
3. Dislike Hillary Clinton

So, safe to say my answer is a pretty solid nope.
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« Reply #3 on: August 10, 2017, 12:11:40 AM »
Quote from: Compassion Fills the Void on August 09, 2017, 11:39:33 PM
I would but only if they were old enough to know what was going on and specifically wanted to be.

Is the age at which your daughter can be baptized the same age at which you'd take her to a horror movie?
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« Reply #4 on: August 10, 2017, 12:26:35 AM »
Ain't nobody dunkin' my kids in a bowl of magic water.
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« Reply #5 on: August 10, 2017, 12:35:43 AM »
Yes, but only so I could brag about it to other parents
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« Reply #6 on: August 10, 2017, 01:14:23 AM »
I can baptize my own thank you very much.
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« Reply #7 on: August 10, 2017, 04:32:30 AM »
If I wanted kids, and I was religious, I wouldn't mind

However, I don't want kids, and I'm not religious, so...
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« Reply #8 on: August 10, 2017, 04:44:45 AM »
NO!

1. I'm Jewish
2. I'll never have children
3. Breitbart told me that Hillary Clinton is a pedo
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« Reply #9 on: August 10, 2017, 06:16:31 AM »
No, mostly because I'm an atheist
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« Reply #10 on: August 10, 2017, 07:07:17 AM »
how would this be any choice of mine?
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« Reply #11 on: August 10, 2017, 07:59:45 AM »
Quote from: Technocracy Timmy on August 09, 2017, 11:46:54 PM
Hopefully your children have good enough taste in music to not be baptized in your Christian metal music sing song church.

I do NOT go to a "Christian metal music church" and I NEVER would if such a thing existed because I HATE metal music. HATE HATE HATE it. Like hate it more than South Park.
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« Reply #12 on: August 10, 2017, 08:00:08 AM »
Quote from: Kamala on August 09, 2017, 11:48:37 PM
She's not a catholic but I also don't care so it'll be up to my husband, who will be Jewish.

Uh, why does that matter? You know other Christian denominations do baptisms too, right?
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« Reply #13 on: August 10, 2017, 08:01:19 AM »
I wouldn't baptize my kids.

If I would... sure, when else do I get the opportunity to meet Hillary in person?
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« Reply #14 on: August 10, 2017, 08:14:18 AM »
I'd let them throw Holy Water on her and watch her melt.
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« Reply #15 on: August 10, 2017, 08:37:51 AM »
Quote from: Technocracy Timmy on August 09, 2017, 11:46:54 PM
Hopefully your children have good enough taste in music to not be baptized in your Christian metal music sing song church.
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« Reply #16 on: August 10, 2017, 08:42:00 AM »
She isn't a Catholic priest, so the answer is no.

Quote from: Compassion Fills the Void on August 10, 2017, 08:00:08 AM
Quote from: Kamala on August 09, 2017, 11:48:37 PM
She's not a catholic but I also don't care so it'll be up to my husband, who will be Jewish.

Uh, why does that matter? You know other Christian denominations do baptisms too, right?

We aren't saying that other denominations don't baptize. We are saying that since we are Catholic we would choose a Catholic baptism which means that Hillary couldn't do it.
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« Reply #17 on: August 10, 2017, 08:46:10 AM »
Quote from: Representative Illiniwek on August 10, 2017, 08:42:00 AM
She isn't a Catholic priest, so the answer is no.

Quote from: Compassion Fills the Void on August 10, 2017, 08:00:08 AM
Quote from: Kamala on August 09, 2017, 11:48:37 PM
She's not a catholic but I also don't care so it'll be up to my husband, who will be Jewish.

Uh, why does that matter? You know other Christian denominations do baptisms too, right?

We aren't saying that other denominations don't baptize. We are saying that since we are Catholic we would choose a Catholic baptism which means that Hillary couldn't do it.

But right after that statement she literally says that she doesn't care.
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« Reply #18 on: August 10, 2017, 08:53:15 AM »
Quote from: Compassion Fills the Void on August 10, 2017, 08:46:10 AM
Quote from: Representative Illiniwek on August 10, 2017, 08:42:00 AM
She isn't a Catholic priest, so the answer is no.

Quote from: Compassion Fills the Void on August 10, 2017, 08:00:08 AM
Quote from: Kamala on August 09, 2017, 11:48:37 PM
She's not a catholic but I also don't care so it'll be up to my husband, who will be Jewish.

Uh, why does that matter? You know other Christian denominations do baptisms too, right?

We aren't saying that other denominations don't baptize. We are saying that since we are Catholic we would choose a Catholic baptism which means that Hillary couldn't do it.

But right after that statement she literally says that she doesn't care.

If I did care to have my child baptisized, I wouldn't let Hillary do it, because she's not a Catholic.

Since I don't care, I'll let my husband choose.
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« Reply #19 on: August 10, 2017, 08:58:32 AM »
Quote from: The Mooch! on August 10, 2017, 08:14:18 AM
I'd let them throw Holy Water on her and watch her melt.
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« Reply #20 on: August 10, 2017, 09:03:32 AM »

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« Reply #21 on: August 10, 2017, 11:03:38 AM »
Quote from: Jacobin American on August 10, 2017, 12:02:50 AM
1. Have no plans of having children
2. I am not Christian
3. Dislike Hillary Clinton

So, safe to say my answer is a pretty solid nope.
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« Reply #22 on: August 10, 2017, 11:25:53 AM »
I wouldn't care who baptized my kids
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« Reply #23 on: August 10, 2017, 12:15:52 PM »
Lol. Infant baptism.
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« Reply #24 on: August 10, 2017, 12:41:21 PM »
« Edited: August 16, 2017, 01:15:29 PM by TexasGurl »
Atlas really can be a silly place sometimes...
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