Alex Jones/Infowars warns of 80% Gorilla 80% pig talking humanoids

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On Thursday’s edition of his radio show, Infowars host Alex Jones introduced his listeners to a new conspiracy theory. “Humanoids,” the right-wing media giant explained,” they are like 80 percent gorilla and 80 percent pig and they’re talking.” Dr. Edward Group, the founder of Global Healing Center, who sells detox and cleansing supplements, added his professional opinion about genetically modified organisms: “Pace Law school in 2006 was hired to develop law for the future of transgenic organisms. Do you get rights as a human if you have 50 percent DNA, like what are the rights?”

We need to make this illegal. This needs to be illegal. They’re talking about making it illegal to make child pedophile robots. Ok. Ok, make that illegal. But what about the humans spliced with animals? I mean this is beyond pedophilia,” he insisted on Thursday.

Luckily for the Jones’ listening audience, Group could translate what Jones meant to “address the root of the problem.” “Executive order,” he suggested. “Ban glyphosate. Executive order, ban GMOs. Executive order, ban artificial sweeteners. Man-made chemicals in products, thylates. You know the root cause of why we are getting all this disease,” Group told Jones.

http://www.salon.com/2017/07/07/alex-jones-is-freaking-out-about-humanoids-who-are-80-percent-gorilla-80-percent-pig/

[The world will shine with light in our nightmare]

[Santander]

Half of the Democrat Party would agree with his solutions.

[GeorgiaModerate]

I'm starting to believe that Alex has actual mental problems.

(Not to mention his inability to do basic arithmetic.  This reminds me of the famous Yogi Berra quote, "Baseball is 90 per cent mental. The other half is physical.")

[Dr. Arch]

This is not how DNA works.

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

You mean Al Gore joined the Infoward?

[Roblox]

"80+80=100, ok people?"

#AlexJonesMath

[Coraxion]

Half of the Democrat Party would agree with his solutions.

What does that have to do with anything?

[Mr. Reactionary]

"80+80=100, ok people?"

#AlexJonesMath

Not that I think Alex Jones knows math, but I read the quote as suggesting there are 2 types of evil humanoids: 1 which is 80% gorilla and a different 1 which is 80% pig.

[SoLongAtlas]

Alex Jones just spouts off BS and most of it he knows is BS and makes $10M a year off it. It's just comedy at this point. Also great job with ManBearPig, was going to post that as well.

[HisGrace]

The fact that there are people who actually take this guy seriously (including our current president) and don't immediately recognize that he's either a fraud or insane/coked out makes me lose faith in humanity.

I was going to post "That's like ManBearPig from South Park". First thing I thought of.

[Roblox]

"80+80=100, ok people?"

#AlexJonesMath

Not that I think Alex Jones knows math, but I read the quote as suggesting there are 2 types of evil humanoids: 1 which is 80% gorilla and a different 1 which is 80% pig.

Oh. So man bear pig and man bear gorilla? Sounds like a great couple

[Mr. Reactionary]

"80+80=100, ok people?"

#AlexJonesMath

Not that I think Alex Jones knows math, but I read the quote as suggesting there are 2 types of evil humanoids: 1 which is 80% gorilla and a different 1 which is 80% pig.

Oh. So man bear pig and man bear gorilla? Sounds like a great couple

The opposite. Did you sleep through the 2016 election? They hate each other. President ManBearGorilla still flings poo at Secretary WoManBearPig.

[TheSaint250]

Why do we keep making these stupid threads about InfoWars? We know they're idiotic. We don't need to keep making these threads

[Blue3]

Why do we keep making these stupid threads about InfoWars? We know they're idiotic. We don't need to keep making these threads

Trump takes advice from Alex Jones, and invited InfoWars to the White House Press Corps.

[Badger]

Why do we keep making these stupid threads about InfoWars? We know they're idiotic. We don't need to keep making these threads

Trump takes advice from Alex Jones, and invited InfoWars to the White House Press Corps.

Yes. Plus about three million followers who actually believe this s***. One of which, as noted, is the POTUS

[🐒Gods of Prosperity🔱🐲💸]

So a species of humanoids that shares 80% of their DNA with both pigs and gorillas?

[Roblox]

"80+80=100, ok people?"

#AlexJonesMath

Not that I think Alex Jones knows math, but I read the quote as suggesting there are 2 types of evil humanoids: 1 which is 80% gorilla and a different 1 which is 80% pig.

Oh. So man bear pig and man bear gorilla? Sounds like a great couple

The opposite. Did you sleep through the 2016 election? They hate each other. President ManBearGorilla still flings poo at Secretary WoManBearPig.

Well in that case, ManBearPig shall launch a primary challenge against ManBearGorilla in 2020, and crush the gorilla by sweeping all the primaries and caucuses! #BearPig2020 #MakeAmericaMuddyAgain.

[Crumpets]

I can see it.

[Strudelcutie4427]

This!!!
1/2 Man 1/2 Bear and 1/2 Pig. I'm super duper cereal

[ProgressiveCanadian]

Good math.

[Maxwell]

What supplement did Jones hock right after this weirdness? Female Vitality pills? Gorilla Smoothbrain pills?

[Santander]

What supplement did Jones hock right after this weirdness? Female Vitality pills? Gorilla Smoothbrain pills?

I take all of them.

[Maxwell]

What supplement did Jones hock right after this weirdness? Female Vitality pills? Gorilla Smoothbrain pills?

I take all of them.

you take male and female vitality pills? that's honestly kind of impressive.

[Santander]

What supplement did Jones hock right after this weirdness? Female Vitality pills? Gorilla Smoothbrain pills?

I take all of them.

you take male and female vitality pills? that's honestly kind of impressive.

It also explains a lot.