GlobeSoc
The walrus
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« Reply #28 on: September 03, 2017, 11:05:27 PM » |
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« Edited: September 03, 2017, 11:08:11 PM by The eggman »
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What the did you just ing say about me, you little bltch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in technocracy, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on extremism, and I have over 300 confirmed bipartisan bills. I am trained in maverick warfare and I’m the top compromiser in the entire US Congress. You are nothing to me but just another potential ally. I will bribe you the out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ing words. You think you can get away with proposing bold legislation to me over the Internet? Think again, er. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of donors across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your principles. You’re ing corrupted, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can corrupt you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with pork spending. Not only am I extensively trained in lobbying, but I have access to the entire arsenal of K Street and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ideas off the face of the continent, you little shlt. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ing tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shlt money all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ing corrupted, kiddo.
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